I got soooo high that....

KLITE

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I went to get a kebab got home and magically managed to spill it aaaaaall over my sofa unwrapping it and as i got into the bathroom to arrange cleaning it i slipped on water from recently taken shower and fell tv sitcom style inside the bath tub.

Im crying meself laughing typing this literally lol

Fucking hell you just gotta love life somtimes!!


EDIT: LOL im actually considering swapping my chilling room sofa with one of my outside ones instead of cleanin it, fucking amber glass!!
 
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Awesome. Too bad you didn't catch that on video, you coulda won $10,000...

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Awesome. Too bad you didn't catch that on video, you coulda won $10,000...

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My cousin actually won $5000 on afv. My aunt got him on video at 7 or 8 climbing the hallway walls to the ceiling. What really pissed me off was I did that shit 25 plus years ago. Of course cameras were not around to catch it. My dad was too busy maintaining his 2 jobs, one was a distributor. And mom was taking care of my sister. We had the paneling walls so it gripped better.
 
I'm still waiting to have a look at your weed. Did you forget or something? Would love to try it, haven't seen any of your weed since Summer 2014.
 
I went to get a kebab got home and magically managed to spill it aaaaaall over my sofa unwrapping it and as i got into the bathroom to arrange cleaning it i slipped on water from recently taken shower and fell tv sitcom style inside the bath tub.

Im crying meself laughing typing this literally lol

Fucking hell you just gotta love life somtimes!!


EDIT: LOL im actually considering swapping my chilling room sofa with one of my outside ones instead of cleanin it, fucking amber glass!!
Should of left the plastic on the couch.
 
My cousin actually won $5000 on afv. My aunt got him on video at 7 or 8 climbing the hallway walls to the ceiling. What really pissed me off was I did that shit 25 plus years ago. Of course cameras were not around to catch it. My dad was too busy maintaining his 2 jobs, one was a distributor. And mom was taking care of my sister. We had the paneling walls so it gripped better.
That's a bitch move on your cousin and aunt's part. They shouldn't have stepped on your toes like that. Those selfish bastards shouldn't have stolen your shine. They should have respected and acknowledged the fact that you did it 25 years ago.. your dad should of seen your potential and bought a camera.. shoulda left that muthafucker on 24/7.




Should of could of would of..but its To late now... have you tried working security for your cousin?
 
That's a bitch move on your cousin and aunt's part. They shouldn't have stepped on your toes like that. Those selfish bastards shouldn't have stolen your shine. They should have respected and acknowledged the fact that you did it 25 years ago.. your dad should of seen your potential and bought a camera.. shoulda left that muthafucker on 24/7.




Should of could of would of..but its To late now... have you tried working security for your cousin?

Lol na this has been about 5 years ago. I feel you on the dad thing. Fuck him. too busy selling weed and coke. and for the relatives fuck them I think that should have acknowledged my 25 year ago accomplishment. Hell hook a mf up with a grand or something.
 
That's a bitch move on your cousin and aunt's part. They shouldn't have stepped on your toes like that. Those selfish bastards shouldn't have stolen your shine. They should have respected and acknowledged the fact that you did it 25 years ago.. your dad should of seen your potential and bought a camera.. shoulda left that muthafucker on 24/7.




Should of could of would of..but its To late now... have you tried working security for your cousin?

Lol na this has been about 5 years ago. I feel you on the dad thing. Fuck him. too busy selling weed and coke. and for the relatives fuck them I think that should have acknowledged my 25 year ago accomplishment. Hell hook a mf up with a grand or something.
 
That's a bitch move on your cousin and aunt's part. They shouldn't have stepped on your toes like that. Those selfish bastards shouldn't have stolen your shine. They should have respected and acknowledged the fact that you did it 25 years ago.. your dad should of seen your potential and bought a camera.. shoulda left that muthafucker on 24/7.




Should of could of would of..but its To late now... have you tried working security for your cousin?

Lol na this has been about 5 years ago. I feel you on the dad thing. Fuck him. too busy selling weed and coke. and for the relatives fuck them I think that should have acknowledged my 25 year ago accomplishment. Hell hook a mf up with a grand or something.
 
At least, bro.. Has your wife's piece of shit son gave you those ten dollars he owed you for those drugs? You need to check That foo before he loses respect. I'm not telling you to put a gun to his head but it's the only way he'll learn.
 
Lol na this has been about 5 years ago. I feel you on the dad thing. Fuck him. too busy selling weed and coke. and for the relatives fuck them I think that should have acknowledged my 25 year ago accomplishment. Hell hook a mf up with a grand or something.
Fuq! You put in the work they take ur idea! Fuq AFV!
 
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