I fell like a jackass

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PadawanBater

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Funny stuff man, this thread is full of lulz!

It's even funnier that he blamed it on the dog! You got away scott free and what's he gonna do, kill it? Of course not, dogs do that kind of shit! Pwned!

That's pretty immature, but doesn't mean it's any less hilarious!
 
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Benassi

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HAHAHAHAHAHA OP is the winner of all internets.

Shit in his hat, hahahahaha PRICELESS revenge. Kudos good sir, kudos.
 

xXMaslanXx

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20 and can not spell FEEL ?
LoL I have a lot of typos, half the time when I say week in a post I notice later on I typed weed lol dumb shit like that happens all the time with me :p

but anyway
It wasnt even like I walked around the house looking for his hat, I saw my hat then saw there was spit in it so when I went to the bathroom to wash it out. Then I saw his hat just sittin there so I said FUCK IT!
I didnt even sit in the toilet :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
 

OregonMeds

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If you're 20 and you did this you need professional help. It's ok if you're 13 maybe, hell 17 even but beyond that it kind of speaks to you being a little behind the curve maturity wise to say the least.

And the poor dog takes the heat...
 

xXMaslanXx

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If you're 20 and you did this you need professional help. It's ok if you're 13 maybe, hell 17 even but beyond that it kind of speaks to you being a little behind the curve maturity wise to say the least.

And the poor dog takes the heat...
Dog didnt get it to bad, he just yelled NO, NO, WE DO THAT OUTSIDE! NO BAD BOY!

\/\/\/YO!\/\/\/
now im starting to think I went a little to far
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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LMAO, I read your story & pictured my dog dumping in a ball cap - he'd fill it up, South African Boerboel. Let me know if you need any donations..
 

88malice

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Call me stoned but I didn't notice he fucked up until he said something Lol, i was reading it as

I fell, like a jackass.

Just figured he missed the ever elusive comma :P anyways that's badass, I'v seen someone buy a melo yelo from a drink machine, drink it really fast, piss in the bottle and put it back in the drink machine. he just laid it back in the compartment, I left on that note, I can handle a lot of things but someone drinking piss and then throwing it back up would really fuck up my appetite for a few days.
 

dgk4life

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If you're 20 and you did this you need professional help. It's ok if you're 13 maybe, hell 17 even but beyond that it kind of speaks to you being a little behind the curve maturity wise to say the least.

And the poor dog takes the heat...
sorry dad .......
 

whiterhyno420

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Well me and my brother where fighting over some shit and I just found my hat with SPIT in it!:evil:

I didnt take that to lightly, so I found one of his hats and I shit in it.......

now im starting to think I went a little to far

(He hasnt seen it yet)
how old r u like ten
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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If you're 20 and you did this you need professional help. It's ok if you're 13 maybe, hell 17 even but beyond that it kind of speaks to you being a little behind the curve maturity wise to say the least.

And the poor dog takes the heat...
I just plus repped you...and I think I edited the rep after I initially gave it to you....I dunno though, can you tell me if I did? If it worked after ~Wikid it should say EDIT:....

I'm really curious now
 

SarcasticHobbes

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I wished I had a brother. I've got 2 sisters, both were mega bitches growing up. I couldn't get away with shit because they would always tell on me and I couldn't hit them because that got me in more trouble.
 

snodegd

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i am the 4th out of 5 boys and shitting in someones hat was fair game. When i was growing up if someone broke your stuff you broke something more valuable to teachthem not to mess with your stuff. We used to knock on my older brothers door while he was gettin some and then run then he would chase and another brother would go pound on the door while the girl was in there by herself. Making sure he was gettin any. Spot light a car while trying to get soem you name it we did it. The youngest was a snitch so we would tie is ass up and leave him in the yard while we had to do whatever it was he needed without getting snitched on.(hog tie)
 
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