A long time ago, when I was very young, I was married to a woman who loved to fuss and fight. She argued with me and everybody, about everything.
And she and our next door neighbor could never get along, they fought all the time.
One day, she went to the doctor. When she got home, I asked her,
what did the Doctor tell you?
she said
He told me to come back tomorrow and bring him something called a specimen.
I asked her
what is a specimen?
She said
I don't know either, I'll go ask the neighbor.
I said OK, but please don't get in a fuss with her.
she came back ten minutes later, with her hair all messed up, her dress torn, and her mouth was bleeding from the fight.
I asked her
What Happened?
She said
I am not sure. I asked her what was a specimen and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her she could go shit in her hat and the fight was on!
