I am the Christ- the King- the Messiah- the Lord- the Chosen One- the Savior- the Anointed One! OMG!

Nevaeh420

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Sorry I have been confused, so you are Christ? that must be pretty rewarding....
I live a normal life.

I don't get any rewards for being Christ.

I do enjoy Myself, I entertain Myself.

But can you, BurgerTime, respond to My last questions about getting an agent? You quoted Me, but you never responded.

I keep My Christness to the internet only. I don't tell My friends or My family that I am the Christ, anymore. I am incognito now.

How do I get an agent? Please reply to My questions that I already posted.

Thanks.

~PEACE~
 

burgertime2010

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How do I get an agent? Are agents free? or do I need to pay for an agent? What is the process of getting an agent?

Will an agent read My autobiography for free, and after I publish My work My agent gets a percent or comission? How does that work?

I am very interested in publishing My autobiography, so I can make some money for My discourse. I wouldn't mind paying a percentage of My book sales to My agent, but I don't have much money right now.

How do I get an agent? And how do agents charge for their service?

Thanks BurgerTime, in advance.

~PEACE~
First, you need some examples of your writing, a portfolio, something that shows talent. That will be how you get your book read, they will decide if it has profit potential, and if they can sell it. This is hard to get an agent to do. If they get it published they take a percentage 10%-50%. My guess is as good as yours. The specifics are not in my wheelhouse. I hope you succeed.
 

Nevaeh420

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First, you need some examples of your writing, a portfolio, something that shows talent. That will be how you get your book read, they will decide if it has profit potential, and if they can sell it. This is hard to get an agent to do. If they get it published they take a percentage 10%-50%. My guess is as good as yours. The specifics are not in my wheelhouse. I hope you succeed.
Thank you!

I gave you an example of My work in that link that I gave you. You should read that link when you have extra time.

Can I have an online portfolio? I mean, can I just link an agent to that thread? because I want My autobiography to be from My blogs that I have already posted.

I don't mind paying an agent a certain percentage, but I don't know who to talk to. How do I find an agent?

Do you have an agent, BurgerTime?

Should I google "autobiography agents", or what? or should I google "book agents"?

I don't know what steps to take. But I do want to capitalize on My autobiography- what I have written.

Again, thank you for your help, BurgerTime!

~PEACE~
 

burgertime2010

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Thank you!

I gave you an example of My work in that link that I gave you. You should read that link when you have extra time.

Can I have an online portfolio? I mean, can I just link an agent to that thread? because I want My autobiography to be from My blogs that I have already posted.

I don't mind paying an agent a certain percentage, but I don't know who to talk to. How do I find an agent?

Do you have an agent, BurgerTime?

Should I google "autobiography agents", or what? or should I google "book agents"?

I don't know what steps to take. But I do want to capitalize on My autobiography- what I have written.

Again, thank you for your help, BurgerTime!

~PEACE~
I do not have an agent, I have friends in high places. My writing is based upon techniques that I use for art, instructional stuff. I am selling a process and I am being capitalized upon.....not that I mind. I have images which are alot easier to get across to a gallery or a editor. You are going into dark territory. Print is not going to happen, think about ebooks and the internet optioins. Dont start with money on your mind, pull people in, It is hard to see links today because I am on a PS3 and not my computer. PM me a link and when I get a chance to look from my computer I will.
 

Nevaeh420

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I do not have an agent, I have friends in high places. My writing is based upon techniques that I use for art, instructional stuff. I am selling a process and I am being capitalized upon.....not that I mind. I have images which are alot easier to get across to a gallery or a editor. You are going into dark territory. Print is not going to happen, think about ebooks and the internet optioins. Dont start with money on your mind, pull people in, It is hard to see links today because I am on a PS3 and not my computer. PM me a link and when I get a chance to look from my computer I will.
I just sent you a PM a little while ago.

Get to your computer, BurgerTime, so you can read My autobiography; it should be very interesting.

In that link, you will find My videos of Myself, My prophecies for the future, the Bible stories that I believe I have fulfilled, and just a lot of great rhetoric.

I believe that that link is very entertaining, and I want to base My autobiography off of it.

Thanks for all of your help BurgerTime, you are an inspiration.

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

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My next discourse is a short story about a hypothetical scenario, when Christ George Manuel Oliveira is the King of the worlds, and the one world online government reigns.

It is the distant future, when everyone is a lot richer, because Christ has taught the masses His ways. Even the poorest people are making $1,000 a month, plus $500 worth of food stams per month, and the poorest people also have free apartments. The global online government dictated that every adult should get a $1,000 allowence (per month), plus $500 worth of food stamps per month; and anyone that makes less then $30 grand a year gets free housing. The crime rates are basically non existant, because everyone has their needs met, and Christ has taught people to love each other.

So there is an average working class family that has an underground abode, plus many other abodes. Most people love living underground because there are no mosquitoes or other bugs that bite you. People that live underground can always go to the surface any time they want, but they like living underground because its a controlled enviornment.

Many generations ago, Christ George gave the people the notion to live in all of the places that seemed impossible to live, because no one has ever lived there before. People found out that they can live in pyramid cities, inside of mountain cities, underground cities, floating on top of the ocean cities, underwater cities- inside the ocean cities, under the ocean floor cities, and cities in outer space. Many people in the middle class own an abode in all of these said locations.

So, an average middle class family is having a party to celebrate the prosperity that Christ has bestowed on the earth. Its Christ George Manuel Oliveiras birthday, and the whole world is having a party. Christ George died many AGEs ago, but Christ George is still remembered because of the world he imagined and created, through The_Word He spoke. Most people still adore Christ George, because Christ first loved the world, before His prophecies were accepted as the "God-Spell".

So one of the families are having a big party, but all of the families are having a big party, because its the Saviors birthday. This particular family lives about 1,000 feet underground, because the deeper underground you go, the cheaper the abodes become. This family owns many acres of land underground, like the average working class citizen does. Its always a pleasent temperture underground, because it is very insulated, and its easy to adjust the temperatures underground. This family owns a sauna and a steam room, because most families do. Also, most families own hot tubes and pools that are in their underground abode.

This family owns a 20 floor abode. Each floor is 10 feet tall. This family actually has an elevator, so they don't need to take the stairs. Some of the floors are dedicated towards farming, farming for plants and animals. All of their farms are 100% organic, because in the distant past, Christ Georges global online government passed a law that only organic fertilizers and nutrients can be sold. You will not find any chemical nutrients and fertilizers in the Kingdom of Christ, and the people all agree that organic is much better for the enviornment and their bodies.

One of their 20 floors are dedicated towards farming animals like cows, chickens, rabbits, ducks, pigs, goats, sheep, and any animal that they want. All of these animals have plenty of room and they roam freely. One of their 20 floors is dedicated towards growing plants for all of their animals. The animals always have more then enough food, and their bellies are always full. The animal farms are lit up by super bright LEDs, like most underground farms. Actually the vegetable farms are lit up by super bright LEDs too.

This family also owns an underground island, like most working class citizens do. This island is divided in half by a shallow fresh water sea, and the other half of the island is a salt water sea. Their island has many fruit trees. Their neighbors island is actually divided into quarters, fresh water, salt water, fresh water, salt water. But this family is content with their island being split in half with half of their island being fresh water, and the other half of their island being salt water.

The good thing about the salt water is that these people get to eat all of the salt water animals like the fish, lobsters, crabs, shellfish, and whatnot. The good thing about the fresh water is that they can water all of their farms, they have water for drinking, and they have fresh water to take showers in, plus their animals need to drink too. Whether it is the fresh water, or the salt water, its all organic and crystal clear, perfect for life. Sometimes this family likes to go scuba diving in the fresh water, and sometimes they like to go scuba diving in the salt water.

In the distant future, most people go scuba diving on a daily basis, because the water is everywhere. Now, people use "rebreathers", because thats all they sell at scuba diving shops. A "rebreather" is a scuba diving piece of equipment that takes out the CO2, and recirculates the oxygen back around, so you can go scuba diving all day on one little scuba tank. Everyone loves their rebreather. Technology has really reduced the price of rebreathers.

Since Christ came up with the notion to plumb the whole world with fresh water and salt water, the global online government dictated to implement Christ Georges notion. There are gigantic tunnels that connect all of the fresh water seas together, and all of the salt water seas are connected to the ocean, so all of the sea creatures can travel anywhere. Some scuba divers actually ride the current in these underground tunnels, and they can travel miles in one day by just riding the current. There are plenty of animals is these tunnels too. And every tunnel has a bridge on top, with fresh air, so even if you run out of oxygen in your scuba tank, you can walk on top of the water on an air bridge.

So, this family is having a glorious party. There is going to be organic wine, organic beer, organic filet mignon steaks, organic tuna fish, organic vegetables, organic cheese, organic lobsters, and many other foods. Most families now a days has their own personal gyms, so people can stay in shape. Most people are only eating organic food, and they get paid to stay heathy by their health insurance company, so they usually spend a few hours at their personal gym because they have more free time.

A grandfather and his grandson just caught some tuna fish, using a technique called "underwater fishing". Underwater fishing is like fishing but you're scuba diving and you see when the fish bites your bait, and you watch the fish the whole time, as you reel it in. These people will make sushi out of this tuna, for the party. They just need to collect a little more seaweed for the sushi. You can catch fish that weigh over 100 pounds while "underwater fishing", its actually an olympic sport in the future.

People still have smartphones in the future, but the smartphones are a lot smarter. Some people have actually implanted their smartphone into their head, but this is not recommended. It takes only a few seconds to charge up your smartphone in the future, you just need to add liquid hydrogen: but some smartphones have "super capacitors". This family is teaching their 4 year old how to use a smartphone. This family has 10 children, about the average size family in the future. Every child has their own 30 feet by 30 feet room, with screens on their walls and ceilings to watch TV, play on the internet, or whatever. I mean that their whole wall and ceiling are a screen to watch, LED screens are everywhere. But, if they want, this family owns their own movie theater to watch, and play on the internet; its a 40 feet wide and 20 feet tall wide screen.

There are endless miles of water tunnels, connecting all of the seas. People travel through these enormous tunnels with their SPACE JETS, underwater. If the SPACE JET didn't have GPS, it would be very easy to get lost in all of these undetwater tunnels. The SPACE JETS always know the quickest and most efficient way to go though. There are so many underwater tunnels, usually there isn't much traffic.

This family actually has an underwater club house for their children. Their children can watch all of the fish and sea life. Basically, its a big clear help plastic dome, underwater. This family has an underwater club house for the fresh water, and one for the salt water. The parents get to teach their children all of the different names of the sea creatures, its very educational for the children; they always learn a lot.

Sometimes the children like to switch from scuba diving from the fresh water to the salt water: all they need to do is climb a hemp ladder and switch it up, since half of their island is fresh water, and the other half is salt water. This family has fish farms in both sides of their island, fresh water fish farms, and salt water fish farms. This family never needs to go to the grocery store, they are self sufficient, and they are healthy.

Since Christ George made electricity free, because He built enough nuclear power plants, no one has any utility bills. People can save their money for more important things, besides utility bills. And since Christ George plumbed water all around every country, water has been free for ages too.

But the moral of the story is that everyone had a good time at the party, the Saviors birthday was celebrated. Everyone ate enough, and the adults got a little drunk too. All of the children enjoyed the party, and so did the adults. Christ Georges birthday has been celebrated for ages, its only natural.

~PEACE~
 

ghostdriver

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10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
-Revelation
 

mudminer

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After everyone returned to their own homes after the party, how many children were abused by their drunk parents?
 

mudminer

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Hi George. I think this little work of sci-fi is the one thats gonna get u published. I really don't see how it can miss. Congrats dude.
 

Skuxx

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10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
-Revelation
you sure quote and talk about revelation A LOT, but when I said that one of your 'visions' was just copied from revelation, you said you haven't read revelation in a while, and didn't make the connections. ;-):wink:

when I really haven't read it in a while, and still have it memorized =P
 
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Nevaeh420

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Hi George. I think this little work of sci-fi is the one thats gonna get u published. I really don't see how it can miss. Congrats dude.
Thanks Mudminer!

I haven't talked to you in a while. How is life treating you?

I would like to think that I can publish some of My rhetoric. Even if I never get My autobiography published, I enjoy spreading My novel notions.

But I gave My therapist some homework. I told My therapist to help find Me a literary agent, someone that will help publish My work. Hopefully the next time I see My therapist, there will be plenty of literary agents that want to publish My work. I would like to make some money off of My discourse.

Thanks again Mudminer!

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

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Your sitting there in your frame of mind without a care in the world, it's how your able to come on these sites and talk about something you have been dieing to get off your chest for a while.
Do you feel your vibration is at an all time high, that now, you can come on the internet and say look at me! I suppose it don’t get more, real for you, than have everybody, guessing who you are!
Except your flaw, lies in the fact that you have decided to go all out on a fictional, part of your self also stating your doing all this for someone other than your self, yet you just take it that we will believe you and if we don't then hey presto you self magic mombo chombo starts to kick in. Good luck with that in 5 years time. Wake the fuck up and get back on the weed, let it rattle your cage till you find out what type of beast you are. Then try and convince people of that, may you wish to do so!
Then if i was you i would shut the fuck up and take long walks and visit many country’s and learn lots of new and interesting things.
This is Who I am on the internet.

In real life, I don't go around telling people that I am Christ (anymore). I have My friends and My family, and they think I'm just a normal dude.

On the internet, I like to entertain people by talking about the craziest $hit, that entertains Me too. I'm a totally different person on the internet. I expose My "deepest darkest secrets" on the internet, because its like a form of therapy for Me; and I enjoy blogging about crazy $hit.

If any of you guys met Me in real life, you would have no idea that I have a Christ complex, unless you read about Me on the intetnet first. I usually don't even talk about Christ in real life, I save that for the internet.

I am incognito.

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

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Nuclear Fusion


EDIT- If this video is correct, it will only take less then a gallon of water (and some stones) to power a house for a year, via nuclear fusion!

~PEACE~
 

tyler.durden

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Thanks Mudminer!

I haven't talked to you in a while. How is life treating you?

I would like to think that I can publish some of My rhetoric. Even if I never get My autobiography published, I enjoy spreading My novel notions.

But I gave My therapist some homework. I told My therapist to help find Me a literary agent, someone that will help publish My work. Hopefully the next time I see My therapist, there will be plenty of literary agents that want to publish My work. I would like to make some money off of My discourse.

Thanks again Mudminer!

~PEACE~
Next time you see your therapist, they'll be nice big men in white coats ready to show you to your room, just like in my signature. Don't you ever learn? Time fore a vacation, Georgie...
 

tyler.durden

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This is Who I am on the internet.

In real life, I don't go around telling people that I am Christ (anymore). I have My friends and My family, and they think I'm just a normal dude.

On the internet, I like to entertain people by talking about the craziest $hit, that entertains Me too. I'm a totally different person on the internet. I expose My "deepest darkest secrets" on the internet, because its like a form of therapy for Me; and I enjoy blogging about crazy $hit.

If any of you guys met Me in real life, you would have no idea that I have a Christ complex, unless you read about Me on the intetnet first. I usually don't even talk about Christ in real life, I save that for the internet.

I am incognito.

~PEACE~
This is good advice for anyone who is wrong about almost everything and lives in complete delusion...
 
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