People, people, what have we come to?
Let the person steal the lights. If they're too thick skulled to listen to good advice, they'll find out the hard way that:
1.)Stealing one would be very hard
2.)Stealing one would be very hard without killing yourself
3.)Stealing one would be very hard without breaking it or damaging it
4.)It's cheap to buy them at Lowes/online
5.)There is a penalty if caught, and not nearly worth a 40 dollar light