How to quickly destroy plants/evidence

So i'm about to start my first grow and am going to have 4-8 plants. I've been trying to go over every scenario in my mind to be as prepared as possible in the event that the worst happens.

Right now i'm stuck on what happens if the police show up at my door for any reason, is there a way to very quickly destroy the plants and what other evidence needs to be destroyed? i assume the scale and any weed but what about the stalks? I also assume the lights and the setup shouldn't be a problem since they are just lights if i get rid of the weed.

Any Suggestions?
 

NoDrama

Well-Known Member
Portable black hole, gotta be careful though they are real powerful and have been known to consume entire stars.
 

devk

Active Member
Turn propane tank on full with regulator attached full open light her up and run bitch...
 

Buddreams

Active Member
several gallons of hydrocloric acid (available at swimming pool supply stores) and a large rubber maid container, will dissolve the plant back to its simple compounds.
 

guy incognito

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If they don't have a warrant you have nothing to worry about. Do not even open the door or speak with them.

If they have a warrant you are screwed. They will not allow you time to destroy your plants, they will bust right on in. Destroying evidence is a crime too. I know most people are reading that going "bullshit! it aint no crime to destroy evidence!" but it absolutely IS. If they catch you destroying it that will be added to your list of charges in addition to whatever they were going to charge you with before the evidence is destroyed.
 

sweetsmell

Well-Known Member
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I was thinking more along the lines of..................









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But whatever floats your boat :leaf:
 

EagleEyeHamThrust

Active Member
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Now if you had a heads up, say you deal to someone, they get busted and you suspect they'll be knocking on your door with a warrant within the next few days, then you can get rid of evidence in any number of ways. Without even leaving the house, you can dispose of your stuff down the drain, however don't just toss stuff in or you'll clog the drain and be double screwed. You can chop your plants and process them in a blender first, and then run them down the garbage disposal a little bit at a time with the water constantly going full blast. It's a good idea to fill a pot with water and periodically flush the drain to keep it clear. It'll take a while, but you'll leave no trace.
 

minad

Member
Not one decent idea ^^

Reinforced door(s), incinerator.

One piece of bent rebar can securely attach a door to it's frame, or theres a million other ways to get those precious couple minutes.

The difficult part is knowing they're coming, but there's not much more than a motion sensor or camera to give you any warning.
 

bulla

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thoughts like that will drive u nuts cause if u do come up with a plan it wont work....ever been in a raid ? by the time u stand up of your couch there have a gun in your face .....sad thing is then your be going nuts saying i should have done this or that ....if they come your fucked!!!!!!! dont even think about it ....your better thinking about how to get outta it or ways to avoid having cops over
 

djruiner

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if they come with a warrant...they are gonna hit you quick and chances are your not going to have the time to destroy anything..its not like they knock on your door like the avon lady and ask nicely to come in...and if they are there knowing you have a grow..and you destroy the evidence...they can test what remains and just tack on another charge.you have a better chance of fighting it in court with a judge then at your house with the cops.
 

Shadeslay

Active Member
One thing that may give you extra time is to secure your front door in case you do get raided. Most screws used in plates on doors only secure to the door jam which is weak, change them to 2" in screws so they penetrate the door frame "2x4's". It mostly comes down to having those extra few seconds or minute to dispose of evidence. If they are small I would likely just shove them down into the soil. Having them locked in a cabinet or behind a locked door can help with most encounters "except raids". Also try too keep paraphernalia out of plain sight.
 

mame

Well-Known Member
I just cant see ripping all my plants out and disposing of them in the 30-60 seconds that my roommate would be able to stall them in the event they have a warrant...

If they're at your door with that peice of paper I guess it's game over.
 

Gastanker

Well-Known Member
High horsepower garbage disposal. Essentially a small wood chipper.


Or one of these:

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racerboy71

bud bootlegger
bottom line is basically this.. if the popo show up at your door with a warrant, your screwed.. it only takes seconds to get a door to come down.. flash bangs and 20 officer's carrying assault rifles do a lot of talking.. there aint shit that anyone is going to do when the shit hits the fan..
how on earth are you going to get off of your couch or computer, and in to your grow room in the minute or two that its going to take them to bust down the front door?? your not.. and even if you do manage to get to your grow room, your going to look very silly with a mouthful of plants... i could see it now.. excuse me officer, but i'm just finishing my lunch here.. lol.. not going to happen..
 

Rascality Afoot

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There are solvents available that can eat anything up, pronto. Like they've said, your hooped if they're at your door with a warrant. If they don't have a warrant, then you have nothing to say to them but your name and date of birth. No time for getting conversational with the local constabulary, you have plants to blend and flush, burn, dissolve, or dip in liquid nitrogen and shatter on the lawn (that'd be rad).

It is definitely much more efficient to just hide your grow reaaaaalllly well, and don't tell ANYBODY, underline, period, thats it.

And if they do kick in your door, you don't have to say anything. Everything can be used against you, nothing can be used to help you. Pigs want to sell your shit to buy flashy squad cars. Nothing you say will make them want to help you more than they want to take your stuff.
 
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