How to get green dragon on the plane....?

I actually am a medical patient in MA and airport = federal = no medical

not true. i've called my airport about this. nothing they can do if they find it on you and you're legal.

once you land at your destination though, all bets are off.

i just took a few grams to florida the other day, no problems at all.
 
watch a few episodes of locked up abroad and think about bringing drugs on a plane again.

i just watched an episode of lockup that focused on european prisons and all i'm gonna say is that i want to move to scotland and sell shitloads of weed. if i ever get caught, i will gladly do my time.
 
What what? You need to put it in the butt!

I'm not saying fly the whole way with it in the butt. Just shove it up there when you get to the airport before security.
Then poop it out as soon as the plane is in the air. Remember to bring latex gloves for clean removal.


Oh Lord... you think a baby will fit in there??
 
Just buy a cheap rubbermaid container small enough to send what you will smoke. Mail it priority mail to the address you are going to.The container will seal in the smell done it lots of times works every time. Or just do without while your visiting.
 
Just buy a cheap rubbermaid container small enough to send what you will smoke. Mail it priority mail to the address you are going to.The container will seal in the smell done it lots of times works every time. Or just do without while your visiting.

we still need to use the baby play along!!
 
Here's a lengthy thread of northwest patients who travel with it on the plane: http://www.nwgt.org/showthread.php?9004-flying-on-a-plane-with-MMJ

Basically they say TSA refers it to local law enforcement who verify you have a medical card and let you go.

Throwing it in a pouch of rolling tobacco is another way or filling cigarettes(empty tobacco and stuff a joint in each) if it's a small amount, they usually just open the cigarettes and don't take them out.
 
is that green dragon any good? i don't drink alcohol and HATE the taste. i used to drink like a fish but i can't stand even the smell of it anymore. i bet i wouldn't like it. Buck what's your opinion? oh yeah btw, PLEASE change that ugly ass avatar, i beg you, for the love of pete change it. :eyesmoke:
 
I'm still wondering ... Did no one else notice that OP straight suggested suicide as a viable alternative to spending time with his family sober? That's unhealthy, even by my standards.

Double-bag that shit and swallow it. In the bathroom after security, a couple supermodel sit ups and you have your green yack, fresh in some yack (don't eat a big breakfast...) A simple "fuck, I hate flying" mid sets and you've got an excuse for being on your knees in an airport bathroom stall, even.)
 
I would'nt try it you can't trust them not to start snorting and burpping fire, not a good thing at 30K high!
 
i just watched an episode of lockup that focused on european prisons and all i'm gonna say is that i want to move to scotland and sell shitloads of weed. if i ever get caught, i will gladly do my time.

scotland huh?? ill have to watch it cause every episode i watch i think "well im not going to there ever!"
 
I'm serious about a young baby or newborn. Security will not request that you use the body xray machine. The X-ray machines used now will detect butthole bags. Make sure the baby is stated as your passenger on your ticket because that's who gets the free pass thru security. I have done this. I was scared shitless when I saw the X-ray machine and then someone asked me to step out of the line. Whew!
 
Ya... Airports make me SUPER nervous even when I've done nothing wrong. Just because they can decide to fuck up your whole day without repercussion on a mere whim. just because they didn't get laid last night for instance...

Anyway, I'd try mailing it to myself before bringing anything through an airport. Or just go find some in a bar one night after making a couple new friends. Done that one A LOT lol.
 
Pro tip: tie a string to the baby it may have a dependency to want to crawl... and leave part of the string where you or a friend can get a hold on it damn things are slippery. cn

I hear ya..

here is one way to attempt it.. remember they are like butter 28 secs + best secs


[video=youtube;6OwWC06P3HU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OwWC06P3HU[/video]
 
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