How to get green dragon on the plane....?

[theDABdanceKid]

Flying to go on vacation with my family tomorrow, and I'll probablly kill myself being around them for that long without any weed. I was gonna send myself some oil but I dont have time to make any, but I do have a big mother jar of green dragon. Any ideas as to how I can get some of this throuh airport security?

 

[Blue Wizard]

Edibles..............

 

[Winter Woman]

Not worth it. Don't try it. It's a Fed crime if caught at the airport. Again not worth it.

But, if you have to edible is the way.

 

[joe blow greenthumb]

Only way to get it thru is have a baby with you. They can't allow a baby into the body xray machines. You'll simply pick baby up out of stroller and go thru old walk thru metal detector. Don't leave in car seat or stroller as they still go thru xray. I wouldn't recommend doing this but if you must this is the only "safe" way. Only 1 or 2 grams, enjoy your trip.

 

[Carne Seca]

Why can't you mail the green dragon to yourself? Just package it veeery carefully.

 

[see4]

Use UPS. But be sure to wrap your green dragon with tin foil and stick in a peanut butter jar. Then send the jar in a small box.

 

[Sativasfied]

Call TSA at your departure airport and ask them, serious call them. Are you flying into a medical state?

 

[gioua]

take the baby cover it in peanut butter.. take the GD...insert into baby.. ship baby in small box ... enjoy GD at location...

 

[theDABdanceKid]

I actually am a medical patient in MA and airport = federal = no medical

 

[Sativasfied]

I actually am a medical patient in MA and airport = federal = no medical

Are you flying into a medical state? If you are is there reciprocity in that state?

Here is a video of a guy flying from Washington > Vermont, vaporizing in the airport, carried a plant with him on his lap during the flight.

[video=youtube;XD4k7NalOSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XD4k7NalOSY[/video]

Call TSA at your departure airport if you are flying into a med state, they will let you know what you can and shouldn't do.

 

[Granny weed]

Flying to go on vacation with my family tomorrow, and I'll probablly kill myself being around them for that long without any weed. I was gonna send myself some oil but I dont have time to make any, but I do have a big mother jar of green dragon. Any ideas as to how I can get some of this throuh airport security?

Stick it up your bum.

 

[see4]

Cut your baby open, wrap the green dragon with baby intestine and then close baby back up, problem solved.

 

[st0wandgrow]

Crotch it, and request the pat-down instead of the scanner.

Not saying this is a smart thing to do, but I've done it a few times ...... but I'm not very smart.

 

[minnesmoker]

Tell your family how you feel, and stay home... If not an option, than do you REALLY feel so strongly, or are you just not looking forward to the tolerance break?

 

[Calismoker24]

vac it,pak it ,send it

 

[tumorhead]

I used to tape it around the bottom of my dick in front of my balls, then get a big jumbo rectangular bandage and tape it around the whole thing. Even been patted down multiple times because I opt out of the body scanner (still go through xray).

Now I have a med card and Seattle is proven to not give a shit about an ounce or less when flying.

You guys who say put it in peanut jar or similar apparently haven't watched the videos "Never get busted" and "Never get raided". That said I think the mail is probably a good idea.

 

[gioua]

I used to tape it around the bottom of my dick in front of my balls, then get a big jumbo rectangular bandage and tape it around the whole thing. Even been patted down multiple times because I opt out of the body scanner (still go through xray).

Now I have a med card and Seattle is proven to not give a shit about an ounce or less when flying.

You guys who say put it in peanut jar or similar apparently haven't watched the videos "Never get busted" and "Never get raided". That said I think the mail is probably a good idea.

you saying dont cover the baby in peanut butter before shipping??

 

[tumorhead]

you saying dont cover the baby in peanut butter before shipping??

Just that a dog isn't fooled by adding other scents (humans smell stew as a whole, the dog smells each ingredient, carrots, onion, beef, etc), and the fragrance permeates even plastic or metal if you leave it in long enough(dogs have smelled drugs inside gasoline inside the bottom of gas tanks), so throwing it in right before leaving would be best rather than leaving it in there for a long time. According to an ex k-9 officer who made a dvd I found as a torrent.

 

[gioua]

so baby ok.. no pb?

 

[Kervork]

What what? You need to put it in the butt!

I'm not saying fly the whole way with it in the butt. Just shove it up there when you get to the airport before security.
Then poop it out as soon as the plane is in the air. Remember to bring latex gloves for clean removal.