How Tall Are You?

How tall are you?

  • <5 foot (I'm sorry)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 5'1 - 5'3

    Votes: 3 4.8%

  • 5'4 - 5'5

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 5'6 - 5'8

    Votes: 12 19.0%

  • 5'9 - 5'10

    Votes: 9 14.3%

  • 5'11 - 6'

    Votes: 13 20.6%

  • 6'1 - 6'3

    Votes: 21 33.3%

  • 6'4 - 6'5

    Votes: 4 6.3%

  • 6'5 - 6'7

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • >6'8 (holy shit you're a giant)

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • Total voters
    63
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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cannabineer said:
My all-time favorite, and one that got me a most honorable failing grade on an English quiz oh so long ago, was using the word echidna in a sentence. My winning losing entry:

Incredulous, the old Italian exclaimed "You're echidna me!" cn
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Have u got one in Spanish pls? I know some but you need to know the lingo a bit to get the joke!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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I've been stuck at 5'10 3/4" since I was like 13. I blame it on the cigarettes. My wife is 5'1" so I'm still a whole head taller than she is. :-P
 
sunni

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
april said:
I'm just under 5"1 and not even 100 lbs, shoes size 6 1/2. Today one of the service advisors asked for a hug, I was more than excited to provide such a small task, well he decided to lift me, flip me over his shoulder and roll me around his body, I ended up in his arm like a damsel in distress, it was fun :)
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teh best part about being tiny:D
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

Well-Known Member
lahadaextranjera said:
Ive heard of him, have u got his number please?

Starting to think a RIU competition
may not be such a bad idea. As long as Jonah doesn't enter. Wouldnt be much competition then.
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well we'd have to do diamiter too cause mine might not be very long but its as big around as a door knob. lol
 
theQuetzalcoatl

theQuetzalcoatl

Active Member
lahadaextranjera said:
Ive heard of him, have u got his number please?

Starting to think a RIU competition
may not be such a bad idea. As long as Jonah doesn't enter. Wouldnt be much competition then.
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I do have his number actually. I know Jonah in a professional capacity. He's a really cool guy who tends to sell himself short.
I'd do poorly in said competition. I could run into a wall with a boner and I'd break my nose...
 
theQuetzalcoatl

theQuetzalcoatl

Active Member
Nope, proudly first generation Canadian by way of Wales. Not an olive skinned branch on the family tree. Friends with a few though.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
lahadaextranjera said:
Have u got one in Spanish pls? I know some but you need to know the lingo a bit to get the joke!
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I wish I did. One of my favorites is the theory that the American National Anthem was penned by a Puerto Rican coming into New Your harbor.

"José, can you see ..."

I showed you mine; can I see yours? cn
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
cannabineer said:
I wish I did. One of my favorites is the theory that the American National Anthem was penned by a Puerto Rican coming into New Your harbor.

"José, can you see ..."

I showed you mine; can I see yours? cn
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Ok, so here goes but it may not make sense.
Two male tourists who can't speak Spanish were leaving a bar and wanted a take away so they asked for " dos conyos para llevar" what they meant was "canyas" . 'conyo' in this context means slut and a 'canya' is a beer.
 
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