toastycookies
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How Long Can You Keep a Turtle Head?
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Winter Woman
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Gotta hand it to you See4. You picked a topic that's just like the Energizer Bunny it keeps on going and going.
Pun intended.
Pun intended.
Johnnyorganic
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Bump.
This makes four turtle-related threads currently active.
This makes four turtle-related threads currently active.
Pipe Dream
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I wish you hadn't.
RyanTheRhino
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Tenner
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Back to the whole "girls don`t shit they sweat it out" thing are we?
Or hold on... did girls shit pink?
When we were young our father was dragging us around Turkey buying some parts for his machines. I was in the car with my brother waiting for ages and he ended up sharting his pants pretty badly
We used a planned strategy where I passed him a blanket to half cover himself, then a plastic bag and an extra pair of pants. Some odd looks off some passer bys but "the bullet never passed the kevlar vest" as we said at the time and it was all good
RyanTheRhino
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Did you start the Ron Paul Fuck Turtles thread lol......BRAVO..
BRAVO..
Tenner
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I`d say though, your on the way to get some serious piles on your butthole
Propably some serious hydraulic pressure stuff going on in the anus area lol
malignant
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Back to the whole "girls don`t shit they sweat it out" thing are we?
Or hold on... did girls shit pink?
When we were young our father was dragging us around Turkey buying some parts for his machines. I was in the car with my brother waiting for ages and he ended up sharting his pants pretty badly
i dont shit pink, and thats horrible parenting. theres nothing wrong with shitting, but your whole fiasco is just nasty. why would anyone hold it in and do what you were doing.. so gross. there's the difference between men and boys.
UncleBuck
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to be fair, they were boys at the time.
woody333333
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thanks buck.......
I was leaving work one night, and knew I had to go about 10 minutes before I left work, however I still had to lock up the building and drive home.. So mentally I think I was preparred for the 10 mins it took to drive home.. I leave work hop in my truck and get on the highway.. and then it's a straight shot to where I am heading..
I had been driving.. make that speeding... due to my conditioning increasing and It's desire to leave my body before I made it home. So I am going abut 80 in a 65, that is when I notice the CHP with lights and siren behind me..
I considered pulling over.. then gunned it to my house.. made it home with the CHP officer behind me.. I get out of my truck and run to my door which is locked.. he gets out of his car yells for me to get on the ground guns drawn out and all.... I finally do.. and the officer comes over to me and starts grabbing and pulling my leg.. kinda like how I am pulling yours now..
I had been driving.. make that speeding... due to my conditioning increasing and It's desire to leave my body before I made it home. So I am going abut 80 in a 65, that is when I notice the CHP with lights and siren behind me..
I considered pulling over.. then gunned it to my house.. made it home with the CHP officer behind me.. I get out of my truck and run to my door which is locked.. he gets out of his car yells for me to get on the ground guns drawn out and all.... I finally do.. and the officer comes over to me and starts grabbing and pulling my leg.. kinda like how I am pulling yours now..
Flaming Pie
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OMFG. Hilarious.
Almost woke the baby.
Almost woke the baby.
Flaming Pie
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I thought I was gonna see a little shrunken turtle head, but it was just a metaphor for poop.
Aren't those supposed to be gophers?
Aren't those supposed to be gophers?
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