Horticulture Jokes
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dirtyho1968
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If a man is alone in the garden and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Hugo Phurst
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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shrxhky420
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
stay high
Pilgrims.
stay high
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except how to grow in rows."
-Doug Larson
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-Doug Larson
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this thread has surpassed all my expectations. 
Derple
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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!" A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it's a completely different place. The farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!" "Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
Dislexicmidget2021
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time to make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!
