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Murfy

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excuses-

all.

you'd be surprised to know i don't grow! although i do have a large penis.
 

UncleBuck

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you should just say fuck it-

and move to cancda.
i'm having trouble locating cancda on a map.

doesn't even grow, yet is an expert at protecting a grow. you are useless here. move along, child. one day mommy and daddy might let you grow.
 

spitsbuds

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tbh buck i agree wtih everything you about gving mj a black eye. i reaaly do also id be the first to admit im from the uk and no idea of how things work over there but i know how human natue work.n this i where but i think youre not seeing the woods for the trees. its not about about mj its about youre protety and that some littleshit coma on to and took from it regardles its mj , bike ,gold bar even a dustcap the stole from you and from youe land.(think of it like is brits do you're house is youre castle and youe the king) and i garuentte when they took it the laughs and fuking adoit comments at youre expenses. ok its only stick and stones.but do you really what to been known through out any generation as the idoit you can nick mj of and the worst he can do is put gay porn up or troll a f account i just shut down. cause some one he knows or he will have the mentality hey if he lets me pinch is plant and he can put me on all the guy sites he wants or while hes laughing n stoned on your expenses. also you know how its works these guy don't care about reps i the civilized world and probably never will and if they do it will be to late anyway regardless of youre plant
live lie a chicken behind you're fence or man up. im only saying from a different point of view. and yes the gay stuff and bike carp might work with some but i think youve got the wrong mentality for the wrong sort of person
 

Murfy

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i was told-

the portland area is known meth heads, hop heads, and faggots.

you haven't been hangin out under the burnside bridge after hours agin have ya?
 

UncleBuck

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tbh buck i agree wtih everything you about gving mj a black eye. i reaaly do also id be the first to admit im from the uk and no idea of how things work over there but i know how human natue work.n this i where but i think youre not seeing the woods for the trees. its not about about mj its about youre protety and that some littleshit coma on to and took from it regardles its mj , bike ,gold bar even a dustcap the stole from you and from youe land.(think of it like is brits do you're house is youre castle and youe the king) and i garuentte when they took it the laughs and fuking adoit comments at youre expenses. ok its only stick and stones.but do you really what to been known through out any generation as the idoit you can nick mj of and the worst he can do is put gay porn up or troll a f account i just shut down. cause some one he knows or he will have the mentality hey if he lets me pinch is plant and he can put me on all the guy sites he wants or while hes laughing n stoned on your expenses. also you know how its works these guy don't care about reps i the civilized world and probably never will and if they do it will be to late anyway regardless of youre plant
live lie a chicken behind you're fence or man up. im only saying from a different point of view. and yes the gay stuff and bike carp might work with some but i think youve got the wrong mentality for the wrong sort of person
i thought they spoke english in the UK. i couldn't understand much of this.
 

Murfy

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as old-

and hung as i am. its cool that i can still act juvenile enough to offend you with immaturity.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
Well I must admit I did not read all 30 pages however I would suggest you play the nice calm cool rational adult. This all assumes you are growing legally under medical state law. If so I'd simply write an invoice on the amount of pot that would have been harvested off that plant, using the highest prices you can find. I would call and set up an appointment with the parents.

I'd go over and explain that their underage minors stole your medicine. That you must be compensated for what their children stole and that if they can not return the plants you will also be forced to call the police in on this since children can not have access to these drugs. Let the parents deal with their little shits and oh imagine the joy of the parents having to pay you to replace the stolen medicine :)
 

beardo

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Book Riff Raff to play their birthday party or Bar Mitzvah or contact Riff Raff and have him call their parents- Involve Riff Raff somehow, Riff Raff stickers all around the neighborhood and on their bikes?

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keepitcoastal

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Ok so there minors and you can't touch them but there's still other things you can do to assure they won't be coming in your backyard again. If you follow them For awhile to see a common route they take then you should plan a place you can cut them off, this by itself is very effective if done properly in their eyes it will be an ambush, there hearts will start racing and they will posibly try to run likley atleast one will stay if you dont make an aggresive move towards them after getting out. If you get your message to atleast one of them the rest well get the message too. you wanna obviously sound aggressive but not actually do anything, tell them you know they took your plants and that you know we're they live, you dont wanna say any real threats kids are tricky these days with cell phones but you have to articulate what your saying AROUND the law. Honestly just look them in the eyes and say "try me again, see what happens" problem solved.I'd bet my left nut those kids wouldn't come around again. Also have a knife in a sheath on your belt just more intimidation but all legal.
 

UncleBuck

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i've been reconsidering here.

if they realize it's me fucking with them, even after harvest, they may try to fuck with my flock of chickens and ducks.

so i think i'm going to play it cool until just about moving time next year. right before we move, i may do something god awful to them, but nothing until then.

either that, or fuck with them so subtly or through intermediaries so that they can not and will not trace it back to me.

gotta keep my birds safe, ya know. lol.
 
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