Help me please! It's about a girl.

Sorry I had nowhere to turn to, this girl I really am interested in and really makes a connection with me always talks about how she'd be better off dead and how everyone hates her and shed be happier dead. And then other times she's super happy and the best person ever I swear she's bipolar or something. And when I try to tell her not to she gets mad saying why don't I want her happy and shit she smokes bud too! I do t get t she says shed rather die than get high but I bet tomorrow she will wanna get stoned and love life, I am planning to fuck her hard haha. Yeah but wtf do I do she hates when I try reasoning with her.

huh?

Lol jus tell her its phases and a cycle and jus kno that it will come and go... Ur mind can really haunt you sometimes.

Run Forrest run.

atidd11 said:

Lol jus tell her its phases and a cycle and jus kno that it will come and go... Ur mind can really haunt you sometimes.

Click to expand...

Oh fuck no doubt brotha good advice

She is unstable. Not girlfriend material. Find someone less crazy to fuck.

let me guess every fourth week she goes nuts ? hmmm.....

That is not pms. That is mental instability.

Getting involved with her is just going to make you constantly stress.

Flaming Pie said:

She is unstable. Not girlfriend material. Find someone less crazy to fuck.

Click to expand...

but the pyscho's give the best head

slowbus said:

but the pyscho's give the best head

Click to expand...

Might also bite your dick off.

Or get attached to you and then flip the fuck out when you fuck another chick. Throw shit at you, break your things, tell people your secrets.. anything to get even.

Not worth the trouble.

Let me Bro-vide some Guy-dence there amigo.

first step: just listen. thats usually all a chick wants, just for you to listen, AND actually hear what she's saying. when she wants to talk, LISTEN, and make sure she gets that youre hearing the shit shes saying. ask clarifying questions and shit like "Whatchoo mean you feel like you wanna die?" or "Can you tell me more about what you're feeling?" at this point she will make it clear if she's just PMS'ing out and being NORMAL chick crazy, or if you need to start hiding the steak knives and barbituates.

step two: dont try to fix shit. if she says "im gonna hang myself tonight when i go home" call in professional help, but if she says sometimes i feel like i would be better off deade, disagree, be supportive, but dont try to help. that will put you in the friendzone. bitches like to feel shit, and talk about shit, and the only thin they like more is talking about how they feel about shit. get used to it bro.

step three: if you have serious concerns that she may be depressed enough to pop her own top, hide the pistols and pills, then call in professionals (i know i said this already,, but it bears repeating) , if how ever you really think she is just a little blue, but a chroinic hyper-exaggerator, then you gotta check her position on the Hot/Crazy scale. if he is more bangable than she is crazy, you're in the clear, if she is more crazy than she is hot, broom the bitch. if you think she is a whacked out attention whore who bursts into teears if they dont have the frozen yogurt she wants, run for it. those bitches are the Bunny Boilers. (see Fatal Attraction for more information)

step four: if she smokes weed, is sufficiently hot to overcome her crazy quotient, and is willing to touch your penis, quite bitching.

step five: always use Bro-tection. rubbers are cheap, child support is expensive as fuck. keep it clean and wrap that rascal every time.

legit, call your local mental health place, and tell them shes got suicidal thoughts, they will take her, they will do an assessment, shes either bullshitting oyu because she wants attention or, she is really suicidal and if she is get her the help she needs

Please.

I am speaking form the heart, my ex boyfriend hung himself 4 months ago, and we all knew he had issues but never got him help or when we did he would leave or his friends would enable his drug problems. now i have to live with the guilt everyday i didnt try hard enough for someone i loved with all my heart

She will most likely hate you for the first bit after you call your local mental health area, she will be pissed but in the end you will have saved a life.

To quote again, " run Forrest, run "

I know it might sound desperate but she's the only one that really likes me for me. I haven't been successful with girls in like a year I just want this to work out. I'm not the greatest looking or skinniest guy lol but she finds me attractive. Like love is a strong word but damn I just don't know. I don't want to see her hurt herself. And she's hot as fuck! Way more hot than crazy. But she also cuts.... Which I hate it makes me cry

Add me to the list of Run Forrest, Run count.

No sex is worth all of that. Tug one off, then see if you still want to put up with Dr. Jekyl/Ms. Hyde.

Yeah I'll give it a test drive hahaha I'm stuck

This thread is now about physco chick memes!

Get yourself a fleshlight and use it every night. Much better than hand, and comes without nagging.

Is this you top hat?