Having sex with your plant! (First guy ever?)

loquacious

loquacious

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I am into a sexual practice called sounding, wherein you insert things into your penis. Well, for shits and giggles, I took a large fan leaf off of one of my plants and inserted it into my penis. I then preceded to fuck my girl in the ass and came like a fountain! Going in was easy, coming out was a tiny bit rough as the small hairs on the stem want to hold it in your penis. I will do this again in the future as it was quite fun. Is anyone else into sounding?
 
loquacious said:
I am into a sexual practice called sounding, wherein you insert things into your penis. Well, for shits and giggles, I took a large fan leaf off of one of my plants and inserted it into my penis. I then preceded to fuck my girl in the ass and came like a fountain! Going in was easy, coming out was a tiny bit rough as the small hairs on the stem want to hold it in your penis. I will do this again in the future as it was quite fun. Is anyone else into sounding?
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Interesting, haven't heard of this one before. I'm not sure whether to call bullshit, or to be impressed. Hey what ever gets you off man...
 
To make sure I have this right. You inserted the fan leaf (Stem end, I assume.) into your dick; then, with it still inserted, you banged your lady? That sounds tough. Or am I just misunderstanding?
 
kpmarine said:
To make sure I have this right. You inserted the fan leaf (Stem end, I assume.) into your dick; then, with it still inserted, you banged your lady? That sounds tough. Or am I just misunderstanding?
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Nope, you are exactly correct! I will say that if you have not done it before start with a very small stem.
 
I am confused about the logistics then. How do you avoid tearing the leaf off inside of her? Sure, the stem is attached to you, but fan leaves tear.
 
nothing illegal about this, unless you are not allowed the cannabis stem where you live.

Anyway, I call bullshit.
 
loquacious said:
Nope, you are exactly correct! I will say that if you have not done it before start with a very small stem.
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Whilst fucking your woman in the ass was the stem gradually get deeper into your penis? Was the feeling of retrieving the leaf better than the initial insertion?
 
Like in 'One man one screwdriver?'

Sounding is also when they poke a metal stick up onto a woman's uterus... The most painful experience of my life.

Both make me shudder to think about 0_o but whatever floats your boat and have fun with your lady :3
 
xKuroiTaimax said:
Like in 'One man one screwdriver?'

Sounding is also when they poke a metal stick up onto a woman's uterus... The most painful experience of my life.

Both make me shudder to think about 0_o but whatever floats your boat and have fun with your lady :3
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You've dabbled in a little sounding too?
 
you should build a little boat in your weener
schooner_atlantic_large.jpg
 
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