medicalmaryjane
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what?? that sux. why?
Haven't smoked in a few days
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jonblaze420
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You could always 'slip' on some ice somewhere and break your leg man.
I was just pulling your leg about buying that Whizzinator.
I was just pulling your leg about buying that Whizzinator.
sweetswisher
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ya i 2nd the whizzinator. It doesn't matter if your a chick. Be a tranny for a day to get a good job. lmao
jammin screw
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@mmj... Prob.......
medicalmaryjane
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LOL, if a job wants to piss test, i am ust going to tell them it's against my principles and that i am a medical marijuana user with a prescription and they can shove it up their ass. seriously!!!
jammin screw
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I couldve sworn I read somewhere they had something for ladies too but at the sametime I was thinkin maybe they meant women could use it too..... For various other things maybe, sorry lol.... But I don't know if they were sayin they could use the dong lol @ dong... Or they have a product for women...
sweetswisher
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It probably depends on who and where your taking the piss test. I've took piss tests before and the motherfucker was standing right next to me staring right at my dick. I asked him if he wanted to hold it for me lol and he left the room. I also know this idiot that got caught with a glue bottle full of piss taped to his dick. Can you imagine that shit, wat would you even say?
jonblaze420
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I would say "Excuse me sir but there is a penis taped to your glue bottle."
sweetswisher
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Ya that guy went to jail cuz it was a piss test for probation. What are you in jail for man? o I had a glue bottle taped to my dick lmfao
Jimmyjonestoo
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A few days ain't that bad. I'm bout to be getting probation and won't be able to smoke for a year. Guess my old friend Mr. Daniels will be keeping me company til 2013.
*BUDS
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Are you talking about the wizzinator im getting confused.
*BUDS
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is this your strap on dildo ? and glove warmers ? wtf broBuy the whizzinator.
jonblaze420
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Strap on dildo? If a strap on that small would satisfy your wife or girlfriend maybe you could look into a penis enlargement surgery.
jonblaze420
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Every time you get confused just bang a hammer on your head as hard as you can.
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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and once you have done your piss test using this , you can wear it inside out and use at as a butt plug .Buy the whizzinator.
medicalmaryjane
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or i could cuddle up to my BF with it and see what he thinks?
obijohn
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I mean no offense, but anyone should be able to go without smoking for weeks/months. First few days are a little bit of adjustments but should be good after that. A good paying job is MUCH more important than getting high.
And after you pass the pre hire screening, then smoke if you want. But damn, saying screw a decent job because you don't wanna stop smoking....
And after you pass the pre hire screening, then smoke if you want. But damn, saying screw a decent job because you don't wanna stop smoking....
medicalmaryjane
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i doubt i am getting a job anyway. i work from home. i do need some extra income but hopefully i dont have to work at a place where they piss test becase i am not going to quit smoking forever and most likely not even get a job. most places aren't even hiring anyway. too many unemployed. no one wants me. bf doesn't like me working anyway