Gotta Pass A Drug Test In About 30 Mins. Help!!!

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not much of a story but i smoked yesterday and pissed a TINY bit in the cup and filled it with water to the minimum requirement for the test and my dad was like hmmmm and looked at it for like 15 mins and i was like okay dad is that good? lmao then he said okkay and now im gettin high in my room :D

this doesnt answer the question. why was he testing you....you make it sound like everyones parents tell them to piss in a cup on a whim.
 
now dont smoke for a month and save some piss in the back of the tolet so if you have to piss again you'll have it right there
 
Young kids try to hide thier reefer from parents, dude I have no sympthiy for you. You got to be smarter than your parents IF you want to smoke herb and not let your parents know....I know its hard if you score some dank and smoke wit ya BF but you go home all PIED EYED and mom & dad are there staring at you......Yourbusted..Hahahahahahahah,
 
Loool... that's insane... thank god im outta my parents house.. never have to be paranoid agaaain :).. except the police.. but thats a different story.
 
go to the kitchen and get the yellow food coloring, table salt, and a termometer and a ruber glove if you got some. get some water from the bath room have it at 98 f, put in the microwave if you have to. add enough yellow to look like piss(very little) and some salt in case the test goes by alkaline. pit it in the rubber glove and tie it. when you go to the bath room bite one of the figer tips off (very little hole) and squize it in to the cup, and then in to the tolite like you are really pissing... wolla
 
Man that sucks man, Dilution is the key brother! If you have more time, and you dont smoke that much, and depends on how much you weigh too. I can smoke 1 night pass a piss test 3 days later dilution piss like 5 times, take some Vitamin B complex it will make your urinn yellow, and you should pass!! You can get ur own piss tests on ebay for pretty cheap too like 25 of them for 27$ shipped. I have them its fun to see how its easy to "mask" a drug test cuz thats all ur doing, once you piss out all the water you drank, your next morning piss will probably fail a drug test, the Clearer the PISS the better chance you have of passing, real yellow wrank dirty piss just feels plane dirty you know ur gonna fail with that shit you know? Well i can even help you pass a creatine dilution piss test!
 
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