Good Guy Greg

'hey bro, can i borrow your lighter?'....gives it back.

that one is not mine, i read it somewhere else.

hears you're in the hospital...brings you medibles.

You both go in on a lotto ticket and win....he actually tells you and splits it.

Let’s you fuck any girl he brings over

Has a bowl of cereal in the morning and uses all the milk...

Goes out and buys more milk so your kids can eat too.

Borrows some clothes to wear...

Brings them back washed.

His turn to designated drive.......he shows up in a limo.

pulled over by cops....hides your stash in his pocket.

sees you tripping on shrooms...doesn't try to freak you out.

420God said:

His turn to designated drive.......he shows up in a limo.

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He's driving and it's actually water in the water bottle this time.

notices your cold sore...rolls you a separate joint.

down to the last slice of pizza....lets you have it.

Always takes the cockblocking friend so that you can get yours.

sees you tweaking on meth...gives you a valium and flushes your meth down the toilet.

plays wingman to very annoying chick...doesn't complain later.

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Drinks your blood so that your not alone in the world of AIDS

Holds your girlfriends hair out of the way while she's puking...

And doesn't try to molest her.

Your drunk and need some puss.

He puts a wig and high heels on and tries to help.

HighLowGrow said:

Your drunk and need some puss.

He puts a wig and high heels on and tries to help.

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LOL sooooo wrong.

house sits your pets while you're away....come home to several new pet toys and treats.