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So I am getting older and there are somethings I have been wondering about.
Like why do my ears grow this fur now? If I don't shave my ears a couple of times a week it looks like a have hammerers on my ears. Could I let that hair grow and comb it over that bald spot on the back of my head?
Why do I have to pee 400 times a day?
Why can I remember things that happened 40 years ago in detail but I can find my car keys? I had them when I went to pee but I can't find them now. Is it my wife or a poltergeist that put my keys in the refrigerator yesterday?
Where did this flap of skin under my chin that goes down to my adams apple come from? I'm starting to look like a turkey.
Why does my nut sack hang like that in the heat? It looks like silly putty. Where did all that skin come from?
Well I think the best part of getting older is your still alive. If ya don't weaken it's a good life.
Like why do my ears grow this fur now? If I don't shave my ears a couple of times a week it looks like a have hammerers on my ears. Could I let that hair grow and comb it over that bald spot on the back of my head?
Why do I have to pee 400 times a day?
Why can I remember things that happened 40 years ago in detail but I can find my car keys? I had them when I went to pee but I can't find them now. Is it my wife or a poltergeist that put my keys in the refrigerator yesterday?
Where did this flap of skin under my chin that goes down to my adams apple come from? I'm starting to look like a turkey.
Why does my nut sack hang like that in the heat? It looks like silly putty. Where did all that skin come from?
Well I think the best part of getting older is your still alive. If ya don't weaken it's a good life.