Gatorade for the Plants

dont you know that the super lemon haze was bred using only lemon lime gatorade. and the lemon kush is grown using lemonlime powerade. ya master grower here.

Powerade is my choice, well im off to starbucks for a handjob lol

some of our comments made on here as a joke could cause some rookie grower to kill their crop . good for a laugh sometimes but we should always tell the difference or at least add an lol. know what i mean? we know whats it feels like when things go south. especially medical mj users.

yea, i get ya!!! some dudes on here just want to pass around bad information... I started this thread in hopes of getting some good answers, but most have been nothing but jokes!!!! Oh well, the titled is a joke to most vet growers, but since i am noob and knowing that plants use Ca+ and K+ and Mg+, i thought since we also utilize them as a source of energy and what not, maybe it would work...

But as i have found out, no, it is not possible to feed you plants gatorade or anything similar to it. the plants do not fuction physiologically the same as we do, but they do utilize the same ions, elements and compounds we do differently and need to be from a completely different source...

thanks to all, but i dont think i will be passing out rep this time!!!

daalma said:

some of our comments made on here as a joke could cause some rookie grower to kill their crop . good for a laugh sometimes but we should always tell the difference or at least add an lol. know what i mean? we know whats it feels like when things go south. especially medical mj users.

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Danielsgb said:

Really? Gatorade? No that is not a good plant food. What's the NPK in it? Any of the other 16 elements needed to grow a plant? Just cause it is good for someone who just did a work out doesn't have anything to do with Botany.
Daniels

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It's got electrolytes.

Lol if u want it to taste like Gatorade just put it in the bong lol

sugar increases bud size by up to 25% no shit just ask jorge cervantes author of a shit ton of mari books

hiluxphantom said:

sugar increases bud size by up to 25% no shit just ask jorge cervantes author of a shit ton of mari books

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That is only part of the information. Sugars stimulate the microlife in the soil or water (yes even hydro). Someone who doesn't understand what that means should make an effort to learn about the soil food web. Adding sugars aka molasses aka carbs to a system without microbes (like a sterile hydro res) will only cause pollution.

gamebreaker81 said:

Powerade is my choice, well im off to starbucks for a handjob lol

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Haha, I appreciated seeing the movie reference ^_^

Heisenberg after reading your thread on micro organisms I have come to imagine you as a wise old pot smoking wizard with snow white hair. Meybe a hat and glasses like you avatar.... just a thought.

IM THINKING OF USING... BUDweiser.. hahahahah. anyone who would even bother with gatorade or any other shite like that, deserves to learn a lesson the hard way. imho. surely there are enough nutes and adds out there??

Jesus if someone did this because of that movie they shouldn't grow at all.

daalma said:

some of our comments made on here as a joke could cause some rookie grower to kill their crop . good for a laugh sometimes but we should always tell the difference or at least add an lol. know what i mean? we know whats it feels like when things go south. especially medical mj users.

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olylifter420 said:

yea, i get ya!!! some dudes on here just want to pass around bad information... I started this thread in hopes of getting some good answers, but most have been nothing but jokes!!!! Oh well, the titled is a joke to most vet growers, but since i am noob and knowing that plants use Ca+ and K+ and Mg+, i thought since we also utilize them as a source of energy and what not, maybe it would work...

But as i have found out, no, it is not possible to feed you plants gatorade or anything similar to it. the plants do not fuction physiologically the same as we do, but they do utilize the same ions, elements and compounds we do differently and need to be from a completely different source...

thanks to all, but i dont think i will be passing out rep this time!!!

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I answered the post honestly, before the jokes started, but I get what your saying guys. Creative solutions usually fail in Botany, unless you have serious knowledge of all the aspects of the limiting factors of horticulture.

olylifter420 said:

Hey whats up riu, token it up I hope!


Hey I was pondering this, would it be safe to water with gatorade? This of course would be in soil.

Thanks

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Why did you respond to a worthless thread from a couple months ago?