Funniest facebook statuses

420greendream

420greendream

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simple. post any funny status's you or your friends have come up with. ill start

"if i was a potato, id be a baked potato"

"waking up a passed out drunk person is like waking up a bear thats been in a deep hybernation"

"fat bitches are useless"
 
withoutAchance

withoutAchance

Active Member
420greendream said:
simple. post any funny status's you or your friends have come up with. ill start

"if i was a potato, id be a baked potato"

"waking up a passed out drunk person is like waking up a bear thats been in a deep hybernation"



"fat bitches are useless"
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Ur prally fat lol

Best status I've seen. I have one sister and one brother but therewith both bitch. From my good friends little brother.
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member
lmfao my friend just posted this and i thought it was pretty funny. just picture a dark goth chick with solid white hair haha.


From now on, when I'm dressed particularly dark (like I am today), when someone asks me how I get my hair so white, I'm just going to say "witchcraft".​
 
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meechz 024

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I was just about to say how much of a champion the daniel guy is, until I see that his last comment was at 4:20 pm, and I have now come to the conclusion that this facebook education lesson was meant to happen, to be shown to a giggly stoner such as myself. Fate. That was hilarious though, for real. he completely told the dumb teenage pmsers how its done.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
meechz 024 said:
I was just about to say how much of a champion the daniel guy is, until I see that his last comment was at 4:20 pm, and I have now come to the conclusion that this facebook education lesson was meant to happen, to be shown to a giggly stoner such as myself. Fate. That was hilarious though, for real. he completely told the dumb teenage pmsers how its done.
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"it's". ~giggle~ cn
 
2fast92

2fast92

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I used to get giggly but after I was smoking for a few months I stopped doing it. Idk why, tolerance maybe?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
racerboy71 said:
it's funny.. it's as if it went right over their head.. :)
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Actually, I think meechz is on his game. The second "its" feels deliberate. It's (sic!) a little-known fact that the third billy-goat Gruff hailed from northern climes and had baby seal breath ... cn
 
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meechz 024

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cannabineer said:
Actually, I think meechz is on his game. The second "its" feels deliberate. It's (sic!) a little-known fact that the third billy-goat Gruff hailed from northern climes and had baby seal breath ... cn
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I still have no idea what you're talking about brother. But it's all good anyway. I trust another stoned mans words, so therefore, i trust you're words. Shalom.
 
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