fuck everything...

i'm a little pissed right now. here's a humorous spin on my condition... "i give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible!"

FUCK EVERYTHING Jon Lajoie

Fucking everything cost me a wife. Who'd a thought it would be so easy.

Jimmyjonestoo said:

Fucking everything cost me a wife. Who'd a thought it would be so easy.

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wish i'd have had that insight! mine took everything and then some... wish i had fucked everything; she did...

cat of curiosity said:

wish i'd have had that insight! mine took everything and then some... wish i had fucked everything; she did...

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Oh she took plenty. Lucky me i make enough money to replace said items.

ClaytonBigsby said:

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I'd give a fuck but I already gave it to your mother.

Did she suck your chocolate starfish? She started doing it for me about 4 years ago. Until she does that for you, I don;t give a fuck.

ClaytonBigsby said:

Did she suck your chocolate starfish? She started doing it for me about 4 years ago. Until she does that for you, I don;t give a fuck.

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Who you think taught her?

That's it!!!!!

fuck roosters, with their useless cockadoodledoo.... we invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you!

...and same for the bitches... with their useless nags, we invented the fap, we no longer need hags!

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That's it!!!!!

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That is some fearless canoodling.

FUCK YOU XFINITY! I fucking hate you. Your automated line is designed to annoy people so bad they just quit trying. Your equipment is the cheapest Chinese shit that can pass for equipment. Your remote is a fucking nightmare to navigate, and you are years behind directv and dish on services and tech offered.

Eat shit. Thank you, drive thru please.

yeah!

ClaytonBigsby said:

That's it!!!!!

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and fuck patching up the the wall of death and fuck all of you as soon as I save up for that lion!

Fuck toasters I don't need to cook my bread and fuck coasters I'll use a tiny plate instead.

i
literally
give a fuck
about
EVERYTHING!

chainsaw.

/nick BatYote

*cat of curiosity is now known as BatYote

Well seems like a good time to get high as fuck

Mr.Head said:

Well seems like a good time to get high as fuck

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that's one of my favorites

lets make a game with a porcupine and a baseball bat....

Tuna's the shit, I'm HUGE a fan of started as a baby.