For Real Stoners....

RetiredToker76 said:

A real stoner get's asked 'Are you high?' when sober.

A really real stoner replies, 'Unfortunately not."

♪ I used this with my professor this week, he laughed.

A really really real stoner uses 'really really real' while high.

RT-out

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a real stoner replies "smoke what?" when they are asked, "do you smoke?" this happened when I found out my boss was legal. We had questions of the week on our board in the back and one day the question was what we would take with us if we got stranded on an island, my boss said green and i said papers while drawing an arrow to her answer. she then asked me if i smoked and when i asked her "smoke what?" she knew right away

A real stoner has doobie stains on his fingers.

A real stoner grows his own herb.

doyoulikegreen said:

A real stoner will give up his/her last joint to a friend without weed. Never let someone go without who needs it.

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Not sure about that 1,If it was my last joint I would tell my friend I had none,fuck when I'm on my last its mine,Does that make me any less a real stoner or more of 1 ?

luckydog82 said:

Not sure about that 1,If it was my last joint I would tell my friend I had none,fuck when I'm on my last its mine,Does that make me any less a real stoner or more of 1 ?

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well if you are both on your last one it is understandable.

there are many different kinds of stoners, but we are all stoners none the less and can at least understand where other stoners come from, does that make sense?

a real stoner thinks his weed is gone till he finds that he hid it in his vcr

obamasmokesweed said:

a real stoner thinks his weed is gone till he finds that he hid it in his vcr

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a stoner still has a vcr haha

Only a real stoner rekindles old friendships hopping to score some nugs

a real stoner buys his rollin papes in cartons at costco.....

a real stoner doesnt buy already grinded weed..... he buy buys nugs !!!!!
for all the noobs... dont buy ground up shit !!!!!!

A real stoner watches tons of stoner movies, and watches some over and over again

John400HPS said:

A real stoner watches tons of stoner movies, and watches some over and over again

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i do that all the time... i recently watched grow op.... its so sad... it enraged me how it ends !!!!!!!!! (its on netfix)

A real stoner decides what president and other politicians to vote for based on their attitude toward cannabis.

The Coral Reefer said:

A real stoner smokes on the job while he is running errands for his boss and misses his exits on I-95 hahha

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yea i did that. had to take like 1hr detour.... well roll another joint i guess and sit back for the cruise........ fuck i missed it again

A real stoner constantly smokes by themself. Not just at parties or on Friday/Saturday night.

chillwills said:

A real stoner decides what president and other politicians to vote for based on their attitude toward cannabis.

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yupppp.....

A real stoner decides what jelly to buy based on the jar it comes in.

a real stoners favorite color is green

A real stoner can meet someone for the first time and after 5 mins know if they smoke bud or not.