Finish the sentence above you!

But The Pig Bit My Finger Off My Hand And I Took His Gun And Shot Him...
And Looked In The Trunk.......

you will never guess what i seen.....

It was too turn tables and a microphone..........

back when the law was block rock and beats..

police man come and he blow down me door...

.. he say STOP THIS! or,

I'll lose me job........

because im a dumb pig bastard!

you know what we do with dumb pig bastards,we....

we convert them and use there knowledge for good insted of evil...

Evil do'ers beware..............

CAUSE BUDMAN IS IN THE AIR BITCHES


i love..

the fresh night air.

when i look out of the window i see....

Chevron.


When i pee....

i shiver a lil.

if this life is all we have....

lets get high and die singing about pirates and the seven deadly sins!!

all i see around me is..

pirates!!!!


mamma always said...

clean behind your ears,

or else u will never...

GET MARRIED AND HAVE ME SOME GRANDCHILDREN.. my reply was "geeze youre wanting me to whore myself off to get some random chick pregnant nice parenting mom -.-"

niggas be trippin..

but they never fall down.


a giant gynecologist....

to sort out the massive pussy problem.

eggs and bacon rolls with.....

toast cause the hashbrowns were getting them into to much trouble....


Sausage always gets left out in the....................

Garbage, because meat is gross.

The last time I stared into the sun, I...

couldnt see for 30 mins apart from bright spots, almost like heavy acid.

spiders in the bath get.............

get a cool little boat just for spiders.....

If spiders had a boat they would......