Famous Stoner/Weed Quotes

So I have not seen one yet so i will start it

This is a thread for famous quotes wither from stoners or about smoking weed or just herbs in general

Ill get things started with one of my favorite quotes

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
-Bill Hicks

"Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot." - The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

Dave's not here man. -Chong

"They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet."
-Timothy Leary

"Buy the ticket, take the ride." ~ H.S. Thompson

"You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind."
-Timothy Leary

Roseanne A Stash From The Past

Jakie- "...its just me. its just me and my gonga."

quote cheech marian " ju keep on knockin but ju cant come in!!"

“Well, it’s Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies… we bake ourselves.” -Kelso (That's 70s show)

"It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb."

"That is not a drug. It’s a leaf"

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I had known I would live this long I would have taken better care of my body - Tim O'Leary

"I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-mid-afternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . ...But never at dusk."
- Steve Martin quote on Marijuana

This one cracked me up

"If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."
- Terence McKenna quote on Marijuana

RIP Terence

"Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could."
- William F. Buckley Jr.

"When a private enterprise fails, it is closed down; when a government enterprise fails, it is expanded. Isn’t that exactly what’s been happening with drugs?"
- Milton Friedman

"Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere."
- George Washington

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world."
- Carl Sagan

"Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual growth of the hemp fields?"
- Henry Ford

Hey Man, is my driving ok?

I think we're parked, Man.

Cheech n Chong

"Why do I smoke pot? Because I want to go to heaven BEFORE I die." Forget who, really famous artist. On the tip of my tongue. Im just drunk. Im sure someone knows who made this quote

"drugs are not the answer, drugs are the question, yes is the answer"