Failed drug test today for new job!!

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SSHZ

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FYI.....I use a device called The Urinator.........since they do not watch you on pre-employment testing, you stuff it in your underwear. It's operated by a 9V battery to keep the urine at a perfect temp. You can use artificial urine or someone elses who does not smoke. I have used in numerous times, all successfully. I have also lent it out about 10 times, and they were all successful too. Easy, easy easy!!!

Rather than come off difficult in an interview, play the game and cheat with a device. It's 100% reliable, easy to use, and in the back of your mind you can say "fuck you" employer. Most employers will say it's company policy, you must pee or we can't hire you. Spend the money, get the job you want, and be done with it all.
 
TBoneJack

TBoneJack

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JJFOURTWENTY said:
I'm sure there were a few different factors together that played into it. What you'd mentioned would have to be the primary one, most likely the cutoff level involved - 15 ng/ml, 20 ng/ml, 50 ng/ml, 100 ng/ml. But I take a piss test at the facility an hour before and another one for a different company two days prior and pass them both, yet they don't take any of that into consideration? From an outsider's perspective it would seem that there's definitely some merit as to questioning the legitimacy of the third test's outcome.
And another thing, I'm 5'11'', 160 lbs, have a low BMI, go for an hour walk everyday (sometimes twice), and not to sound vain, look ideally healthy in every way, shape, and form. Given all of the aforementioned and the fact that the last time I smoked was 18 days prior to the test (when my 1st harvest of Serious AK ran out)... it seems that all of the scientific data available on these tests suggest my positive result falls under the "extremely rare" category, and I would have to think so as well.

So yeah in case anyone out there is wondering, Serious Seed's AK-47 is apparently that dank!
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A couple years ago, I had to stop daily smoking for a new job drug test. I bought some of the drug test strips on Amazon, and it was 33 days before I tested clean. And I was in tip-top physical shape. I'm a big guy, but I'm lean.

So I'm not surprised you tested positive at 18 days.

But I'm very sorry the new job didn't work out. Keep looking. You'll find a good one soon.
 
FrostyPelican

FrostyPelican

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racerboy71 said:
idk what that one is, but i have the whizzinator and use quick fix all the time and have never failed a ua and i get them about once a month or so, not for the courts or anything..
i love my whizzinator, and quick fix is the cat's meow... :)
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Sorry to hear that OP, sucks for sure.

racerboy,
Which quickfix? There is a litany of websites with similar names. quickfixurine, quickfixsynthetic, quickfix.. etc
Can you link to the one you use?
 
GrowinDad

GrowinDad

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I work in the world of employment today and trust me, a company that requires a drug screen is not going to hire someone without one. Not unless they are coming specifically to you offering you a job without solicitation. I was talking about medical with a VP of HR a couple months ago and he said that his company accepts it if someone has a prescription in a medical state. But they do no need to. Heck, companies CAN legally tell you that you can't smoke cigs or drink on your free time.

It has been many years since I had to take one. I used to use the kits at head shops and they worked great. They come down to the same thing - lots of water, B complex for color, and creatine to raise the specific gravity (which is how they test to see if it has been diluted).
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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No need for fancy gizmos. This has worked for over ten years for me. All You need Is a small medicine bottle with a screw on lid. Like a small zantac or bendadryl bottle or something. Then all you need is clean urine or synthetic. Fill the little bottle. Then place in a cup of hot water. After that I tuck the bottle under my arm pit. The military and court are about the only ones watch you actually pee in the cup. I walk into the bathroom, drop bottle into my hand, empty in cup, throw away and then pee in the toilette. Easy peasy.
 
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