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Shannon Alexander · Apr 20, 2012

crazyhazey said:
everytime someone reposts that 239 hamsters die.

[video=youtube;136cNGNd7Yg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=136cNGNd7Yg[/video]

Winter Woman · Apr 20, 2012

patlpp said:
I experimented lately with 2 gay dudes. It was more than I could handle let me say. Their dicks were bigger than mine, which I found rather intimidating. The one guy, I guess the "Versatile" one , kept slamming my ass deeper and deeper until I felt him in my throat just about. . The other dude was a "Top" so I guess the "Vers" didn't get to ass-slam too often so he was going to town. The Top thought I was like Linda Lovelace and should take him whole without the need for oxygen. I think these dudes goal was to touch dicks, through me, like an obscure form of scissoring. I don't know what exactly happened but I lost my erection. I think it was because he was so big my prostate said "WTF?" along with the much needed commodity called AIR. . I'm sticking with vagina. I can jerk off to pussy pretty fast but not to gay porn. Am I gay? Let's discuss.

Somehow I feel like a I'm a bad, bad girl just for reading this. What a way to start 4/20. lol

crazyhazey · Apr 20, 2012

Shannon Alexander said:
[video=youtube;136cNGNd7Yg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=136cNGNd7Yg[/video]

so many gerbils have been lost to gerbil jamming. i wanna act like thats a joke but i know a gerbil has probably died in someones rectum.

april · Apr 20, 2012

patlpp said:
I experimented lately with 2 gay dudes. It was more than I could handle let me say. Their dicks were bigger than mine, which I found rather intimidating. The one guy, I guess the "Versatile" one , kept slamming my ass deeper and deeper until I felt him in my throat just about. . The other dude was a "Top" so I guess the "Vers" didn't get to ass-slam too often so he was going to town. The Top thought I was like Linda Lovelace and should take him whole without the need for oxygen. I think these dudes goal was to touch dicks, through me, like an obscure form of scissoring. I don't know what exactly happened but I lost my erection. I think it was because he was so big my prostate said "WTF?" along with the much needed commodity called AIR. . I'm sticking with vagina. I can jerk off to pussy pretty fast but not to gay porn. Am I gay? Let's discuss.

Ur not gay luv, but as a women i would NEVER suck ur junk again

lol it's like tainted meat now, but some chicks like that, either way as long as u had fun does it really matter what others label u as

crazyhazey · Apr 20, 2012

april said:
Ur not gay luv, but as a women i would NEVER suck ur junk again lol it's like tainted meat now, but some chicks like that, either way as long as u had fun does it really matter what others label u as

i think the proper term would have been bi-curious hahaha

patlpp · Apr 20, 2012

april said:
Ur not gay luv, but as a women i would NEVER suck ur junk again lol it's like tainted meat now, but some chicks like that, either way as long as u had fun does it really matter what others label u as

April my junk did not enter ANY orifice during this entire encounter. How can it be tainted? I mean we can't kiss because Thor was in my mouth, nor can you do anything with my bung hole. My junk on the other hand is still gay-virg !!

crazyhazey · Apr 20, 2012

patlpp said:
April my junk did not enter ANY orifice during this entire encounter. How can it be tainted? I mean we can't kiss because Thor was in my mouth, nor can you do anything with my bung hole. My junk on the other hand is still gay-virg !!

holy fuck. can we stop talkin about gay sex. hamsters are dying all across the world.

patlpp · Apr 20, 2012

crazyhazey said:
holy fuck. can we stop talkin about gay sex. hamsters are dying all across the world.

You said it yourself, it's Bi-curious sex, not gay sex. If I get a hard on looking at a woman's' treasure, I am at most Bi. I have decided male on male sucks big time. You are right though, the impressionable are murdering the little ones so this must stop.

crazyhazey · Apr 20, 2012

patlpp said:
You said it yourself, it's Bi-curious sex, not gay sex. If I get a hard on looking at a woman's' treasure, I am at most Bi. I have decided male on male sucks big time. You are right though, the impressionable are murdering the little ones so this must stop.

its whatever, sexual orientation doesnt really mean anything, if you had a gay experience doesnt mean your gay. labels are meaningless, its all about culture. but describing the activities kills hamsters.
thankyou very much.

patlpp · Apr 20, 2012

crazyhazey said:
its whatever, sexual orientation doesnt really mean anything, if you had a gay experience doesnt mean your gay. labels are meaningless, its all about culture. but describing the activities kills hamsters.
thankyou very much.

I did not mention tube shafts or the like...... how can this corrupt one in harming our sweet crepuscular rodents. Why am I to blame? You made me sad now

cannabineer · Apr 20, 2012

Twilight hamsters? cn

april · Apr 20, 2012

patlpp said:
April my junk did not enter ANY orifice during this entire encounter. How can it be tainted? I mean we can't kiss because Thor was in my mouth, nor can you do anything with my bung hole. My junk on the other hand is still gay-virg !!

LOL i've always said ur only gay if u want it in the mouth, geez man even my gay brother wont receive, lol sorry ur gay

rflmao but i still luv u

crazyhazey · Apr 20, 2012

patlpp said:
I did not mention tube shafts or the like...... how can this corrupt one in harming our sweet crepuscular rodents. Why am I to blame? You made me sad now

mother nature works in mysterious ways.

crazyhazey · Apr 20, 2012

april said:
LOL i've always said ur only gay if u want it in the mouth, geez man even my gay brother wont receive, lol sorry ur gay rflmao but i still luv u

i was trying not to call him gay hahaha dont wanna sound like an asshole.

april · Apr 20, 2012

crazyhazey said:
i was trying not to call him gay hahaha dont wanna sound like an asshole.

U can't sound like an asshole if he put it in his mouth, hmm he might have asshole breath tho

lol

Da Almighty Jew · Apr 21, 2012

your a fag. just being honest. straight people do not do gay shit like that. Not suprisingly this intended thread jack would be in one of urcas threads

Urca · Apr 21, 2012

woo im finally 19

Metasynth · Apr 21, 2012

Urca said:
woo im finally 19

Happy birthday?

RainbowBrite86 · Apr 21, 2012

I have never once met a man who identified as straight that would even consider anything even remotely like that. I find it hard to believe many straight men would even sit through a porn depicting those actions between men, much less being a willing participant in it. Are you gay? Not necessarily. Are you straight? Not a chance. But that's OK. Whatever works for you. Or doesn't.

RainbowBrite86 · Apr 21, 2012

Urca said:
woo im finally 19

Did you seriously just turn 19 years old? Well now I just feel mean. This is exactly why i'm not allowed to volunteer in the elementary school classrooms. I must learn to be nicer to the young'ens. 18 year olds should never get big tattoos. In 10 years you won't even be the same person. Someday when you're older elephant heads with hot pink gems between their eyes may just not do it for you the way they do now and then what will you do? Cover it? It's huge.

Oh and happy birthday.

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