ODanksta
Well-Known Member
So I lost my wallet like 3 months ago at a lake with my ID and SS card, and now I decided to be a grown up and get a job 
Well first I had to get my birth cert that took like a month, so I was excited when I finally got it. So I headed down to get my SS card and they are closed on tuesdays, like wtf, so I went the next day and they said I needed a ID, fuck. So I went to go get my DL and they said that need proof that I was a US citizen "while my fucking picture is on the screen" I was like here is my birth cert, and a bunch health care shit and a old W2 form they said no, it's not good enough. They said I needed two pieces of mail proving that I live at where I say I do. I said I can not, because I don't have any bills in my name, so they said I can bring two pieces and someone to represent me.
So a buddy and I went in this morning, sat in line for a hour and a half and the dyke was like this isn't the correct form, I said well this is what they gave me at the front, she said you'll have to back through the line... CUNT!!!
So went back through the fucking line to be denied again, we brought a lease and some amazon package, she said well the lease isn't in your name so it's no good, I said "yall said I could bring someone to represent me" she said yes but "legally if the lease isn't in my name it's no good" eeeerrrrrrr
I got pissed and they called a state trooper over, I said what your problem need my ID, and walked out..
FUCK THE DMV
anyone know how to make a bomb?
lol my DL expired in 09, and I have been living as a ghost ever since..
I have warrants all over the place, so tomorrow Nell and me are driving way the fuck out to country to try where my last known previous mailing address is. So I might get arrested, and around here if you go to jail you might never come out..
Well first I had to get my birth cert that took like a month, so I was excited when I finally got it. So I headed down to get my SS card and they are closed on tuesdays, like wtf, so I went the next day and they said I needed a ID, fuck. So I went to go get my DL and they said that need proof that I was a US citizen "while my fucking picture is on the screen" I was like here is my birth cert, and a bunch health care shit and a old W2 form they said no, it's not good enough. They said I needed two pieces of mail proving that I live at where I say I do. I said I can not, because I don't have any bills in my name, so they said I can bring two pieces and someone to represent me.So a buddy and I went in this morning, sat in line for a hour and a half and the dyke was like this isn't the correct form, I said well this is what they gave me at the front, she said you'll have to back through the line... CUNT!!!
So went back through the fucking line to be denied again, we brought a lease and some amazon package, she said well the lease isn't in your name so it's no good, I said "yall said I could bring someone to represent me" she said yes but "legally if the lease isn't in my name it's no good" eeeerrrrrrr
I got pissed and they called a state trooper over, I said what your problem need my ID, and walked out..
FUCK THE DMV
anyone know how to make a bomb?
lol my DL expired in 09, and I have been living as a ghost ever since..
I have warrants all over the place, so tomorrow Nell and me are driving way the fuck out to country to try where my last known previous mailing address is. So I might get arrested, and around here if you go to jail you might never come out..
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Probably a good thing that happened before he got busted pulling shit. He's doing very well as a real estate investor now...
