Dumbest idea ever? Male flower joint.

Mrs. Weedstein

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LOL, this might be the dumbest experiment ever: Every time I shook pollen into my jar, dried up male flowers would fall off too. I collected them and ended up rolling a joint. I’m going to try smoking it sometime on a totally clear head (not now) to see if it has any effect. If you zoom in real close, though, they look like they have tiny-ass trichomes. Probably just pollen, though.
 

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Mrs. Weedstein

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Hard times eh ?
Nah, that’s funny tho. I’m in Oregon so weed’s practically free here. If you can afford a six-pack of beer, you can afford an eighth. I’m just kind of curious to see how the THC is distributed throughout the plant. I actually smoked like a blunt of fan leaves a few weeks ago and caught a mild buzz. I can only smoke on weekends cuz of job stuff so my tolerance isn’t very high. My guess is the male flowers are gonna be better than the fan leaves, LOL.
 

jdog127

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Lol let us know how it turns out ;)
Male flowers do carry a small amount of cannabinoids so you might feel something if you smoke the whole joint
Get ready for some of the worst weed you have ever smoked, but she's right, male plants do contain a small amount of THC.
 

Budzbuddha

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IDK ... a lot of the plant is useful ... some make ointments and such from the other parts like leaf and stems but as far as puffing on the shit like a aborigine ... dunno.

Plus you WANT to “ smoke MALE PARTS “ ...
There is some deep seated psychological shit in that statement.....

“ Hey bros ... We gonna hit some male PEEPEE weed tonight ! “

Friend : “ WTF ??? Is you gay ?! “
*looks at distance to door ... covers dick with pillow...
 

Mrs. Weedstein

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IDK ... a lot of the plant is useful ... some make ointments and such from the other parts like leaf and stems but as far as puffing on the shit like a aborigine ... dunno.

Plus you WANT to “ smoke MALE PARTS “ ...
There is some deep seated psychological shit in that statement.....

“ Hey bros ... We gonna hit some male PEEPEE weed tonight ! “

Friend : “ WTF ??? Is you gay ?! “
*looks at distance to door ... covers dick with pillow...
You might be reading into it a bit too much. I just figure instead of throwing them away, I’d smoke them in the name of science. A handful of flowers is barely worth making a tincture from. I admitted from the outset the experiment is dumb, though, so you’re certainly entitled to disapprove.
 

xtsho

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Smoke that joint and then let us know the results. I remember people smoking ground up seeds back in the seventies. I think I took a hit or two myself and ended up with a headache.
 

Lethidox

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Nah, that’s funny tho. I’m in Oregon so weed’s practically free here. If you can afford a six-pack of beer, you can afford an eighth. I’m just kind of curious to see how the THC is distributed throughout the plant. I actually smoked like a blunt of fan leaves a few weeks ago and caught a mild buzz. I can only smoke on weekends cuz of job stuff so my tolerance isn’t very high. My guess is the male flowers are gonna be better than the fan leaves, LOL.
Smoke 1 hitterz thats what i do and i just keep packing it when i come down
 

Budzbuddha

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You might be reading into it a bit too much. I just figure instead of throwing them away, I’d smoke them in the name of science. A handful of flowers is barely worth making a tincture from. I admitted from the outset the experiment is dumb, though, so you’re certainly entitled to disapprove.
Just having fun .... nothing to see here.
 

Mrs. Weedstein

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Sorry to disappoint but the joint from male flowers was literally unsmokeable. I think the pollen was so thick and sticky on the flowers that I couldn’t draw on it. I managed to keep it lit for awhile but not enough to get a decent hit. Finally gave up halfway through, needless to say, I did not get high. Sorry folks! Maybe I will post an update if I use another means to smoke it...
 

Mrs. Weedstein

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I’m thinking if I mix them with some dried mullein or something, that might be enough to get a decent puff from. Won’t get the “pure” taste but should be able to judge psychoactivity. I’d use a pipe but mine has got enough resin on it that I might end up inhaling that and be unable to distinguish the resin effects from the flower...
 

Lethidox

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have you tried eating the male flowers? i am sure they are edible not like make them into edibles but just eat them straight up like regular flowers many edible flowers on the market people tend to use them for decoration just got to be careful though some flowers are toxic. learned that the hard way in culinary school they tell us go into the garden and forage for flowers for presentation. someone brought back a toxic flower XD the garden at our school wasn't just for like fruits and vegetables it was a huge garden full or different plants used for decoration alone
 

Mrs. Weedstein

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have you tried eating the male flowers? i am sure they are edible not like make them into edibles but just eat them straight up like regular flowers many edible flowers on the market people tend to use them for decoration just got to be careful though some flowers are toxic. learned that the hard way in culinary school they tell us go into the garden and forage for flowers for presentation. someone brought back a toxic flower XD the garden at our school wasn't just for like fruits and vegetables it was a huge garden full or different plants used for decoration alone
LOL, next you’re gonna be asking if I’ve ever tried injecting them straight-up into a vein! Eating them won’t get me high unless I decarbed them first, but fuck it, I might try a couple later once I’ve had a few more beers, LOL
 
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