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Oldguyrealy said:

I have found if you are Stoned do not
Drive that's a no brainer. Can't drive anyway.
Do not pull weeds.
Do not worry about the Chicken Waterers.
Do not take a Shower.
Do not leave the house without your phone. Hard telling who I would call but.
Do not go hunting even if it's off the Back Porch.
Do not adjust the Thermostat. Sure thing if you are cold you might set it on a hundred.
I usually find out not to do this stuff when it is too late.
Found out I can see better if I'm Stoned should I find myself looking at it for 5 or 10 minutes.

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raratt said:

DO NOT cook bacon in the nude.

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tyler.durden said:

Tug on Superman's cape
Spit in the wind
Pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
Mess around with Jim

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Oldguyrealy said:

Reminds me of when I was young and Bar Hopping.

Had to find the biggest one in the place and mess with him. One time owner of this Bar said I knew for sure you were dead and I couldn't do anything.

My wife said anymore Cops just shoot you. One time I was trying to get arrested but they didn't have room at the jail.

Had a Deputy there. Hit him dang it I told you we didn't have room. So I set most the night drinking on a Cop car.

Passed out he carries me in put me on the couch.

One time in Arkansas they tried to get me for Hit and Run. I was pointing my finger in their face. You keep pointing your finger in our face we're going to cuff you. Just because I was cuffed I still got in their face.

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tyler.durden said:

Sounds like you had some mental and emotional problems, perhaps even alcohol addiction. I hope that you received the help you needed and didn't end up harming any innocent civilians.

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