Do Not

[Oldguyrealy]

I have found if you are Stoned do not
Drive that's a no brainer. Can't drive anyway.
Do not pull weeds.
Do not worry about the Chicken Waterers.
Do not take a Shower.
Do not leave the house without your phone. Hard telling who I would call but.
Do not go hunting even if it's off the Back Porch.
Do not adjust the Thermostat. Sure thing if you are cold you might set it on a hundred.
I usually find out not to do this stuff when it is too late.
Found out I can see better if I'm Stoned should I find myself looking at it for 5 or 10 minutes.

 

[Hollatchaboy]

I have found if you are Stoned do not
Drive that's a no brainer. Can't drive anyway.
Do not pull weeds.
Do not worry about the Chicken Waterers.
Do not take a Shower.
Do not leave the house without your phone. Hard telling who I would call but.
Do not go hunting even if it's off the Back Porch.
Do not adjust the Thermostat. Sure thing if you are cold you might set it on a hundred.
I usually find out not to do this stuff when it is too late.
Found out I can see better if I'm Stoned should I find myself looking at it for 5 or 10 minutes.

Sounds about right, only in my case, if I'm stoned, do not get out of bed.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[raratt]

DO NOT cook bacon in the nude.

 

[Fish scale]

Do not eat yellow snow

 

[Oldguyrealy]

DO NOT cook bacon in the nude.

Cooking is ok but I leave the fire on and smoke alarms go off and I can't figure out why.

 

[tyler.durden]

Tug on Superman's cape
Spit in the wind
Pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
Mess around with Jim

 

[Oldguyrealy]

Tug on Superman's cape
Spit in the wind
Pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
Mess around with Jim

Reminds me of when I was young and Bar Hopping.

Had to find the biggest one in the place and mess with him. One time owner of this Bar said I knew for sure you were dead and I couldn't do anything.

My wife said anymore Cops just shoot you. One time I was trying to get arrested but they didn't have room at the jail.

Had a Deputy there. Hit him dang it I told you we didn't have room. So I set most the night drinking on a Cop car.

Passed out he carries me in put me on the couch.

One time in Arkansas they tried to get me for Hit and Run. I was pointing my finger in their face. You keep pointing your finger in our face we're going to cuff you. Just because I was cuffed I still got in their face.

 

[raratt]

Then Jim changed to Slim, survival of the fittest.

 

[tyler.durden]

Reminds me of when I was young and Bar Hopping.

Had to find the biggest one in the place and mess with him. One time owner of this Bar said I knew for sure you were dead and I couldn't do anything.

My wife said anymore Cops just shoot you. One time I was trying to get arrested but they didn't have room at the jail.

Had a Deputy there. Hit him dang it I told you we didn't have room. So I set most the night drinking on a Cop car.

Passed out he carries me in put me on the couch.

One time in Arkansas they tried to get me for Hit and Run. I was pointing my finger in their face. You keep pointing your finger in our face we're going to cuff you. Just because I was cuffed I still got in their face.

Sounds like you had some mental and emotional problems, perhaps even alcohol addiction. I hope that you received the help you needed and didn't end up harming any innocent civilians.

 

[Oldguyrealy]

Sounds like you had some mental and emotional problems, perhaps even alcohol addiction. I hope that you received the help you needed and didn't end up harming any innocent civilians.

Could be but that was in past can't and really don't care to anymore.

Oh my Mom was an Alcoholic.

Smoked 3 packs of Cigarettes too.