Destroy in case of Emergency?

This is not a stupid question at all,its a legit question & one thats easily corrected.

I do not grow in my home any more nor do i keep large quantities of pot in my home,ive lost a home & all my assets from seizure & i'll never be put in that situation again.

What you want is an incenerator,these were very common all the way through the 1980's,alot of people had these in their homes to burn their garbage right in their basement & the smoke goes right out the chimney,they are now illegal to use in most states but they can be found on Craigslist very cheap.

Mine is about the size of a drinking fountian & it runs on natural gas,the burning area is about 12 inches on all sides,it lights at the push of an ignightor button & will incenerate anything inside it within 3 minutes of ignition.

If you cant find an incenerator a gas fireplace would work but nowhere near as quickly.

yeah but getting all your shit to that before the cops bust in your door would be hard to do. that happens in less than 3 minutes.

but what if the cops where at your door and you had 500 plants to burn? that would take ages to burn them all. good idea for 1 or 2 plants tho.

well if its that small you could just throw it in the wood stove

as long as you didnt tell anybody you know you shouldnt have to worry about this lol

exactly moral of this thread have a good carbon filter dont steal power dont tell any1 dont have any light leakage and dont have over 4 lights and you shouldnt have to worrie about this

I cant believe the negativity in this thread.

The whole idea that floats around this place where that if stealing electricity,telling friends,covering smell ect are avoided that nobody is going to get busted is absurd to me.

How many times do we need to read about police agencies doing random drive by infra red heat scans of entire neighborhoods for a fishing expedition looking for grow ops before people acknowlege the fact that they are not safe because they are not stealing power,no smell & no talk,all it takes is one drive by & most grow ops will be seen,then they can simply walk by the home at a later time & say they smelled weed,no matter weather they can really smell weed is not the point,every police force in the united states has the ability to conduct drive by scans of entire neighborhoods,the legality of the unlawfull scans is not the issue here, its weather they are being done & we all know they are,and on a daily basis.

The same goes for knock & talks which is a common pratice with many police departments,after they suspect you for whatever reason they have if they cant get a warrant they can & will come right to your door,knock on it & try to con their way in to look around.

Or how about a noise complaint or a fake 911 call where they need to come in a do a routine saftey check,not all instances where police are comming into your home will be the 3am door break down.

There is nothing wrong with this man wanting to have a fast way to get rid of any evidence if he has the opportunity before the police come in & he is smart to think ahead of such things,he wasnt asking how not to be busted,all he wanted was ideas to quickly dispose of any evidence should he have the time & opportunity to do so.

Instead of trying to find fault in every suggestion so you can make sport of the post why not try to help him with the question he asked ?

how about an indiana jones style grow room, where the walls close in on your plants...trapping the bud, and making it look to police that no room was ever there.

i did give him a idea but then i was just saying he shouldnt have any problem if he did that. i think the tirmile or whatever its called is the best bet. or making you grow room in a huge incinerator same sort of idea as a flamethrower in your grow room

smokeandfly said:

i was tampering with a idea. gas lines on the wall with a lighter connected to a panic button by the front door say the cops rock up and you open the door say they cant come in then they give you a warrent to search just press this button then as a flame thrower tpye thing whips out all your crop and equipment leaving no evidence. you would have to fire proof the walls and ceiling tho

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Fuckin hilarious dude, let us know if you ever get that patented

hey im not knocking the ideology of the situation, im just saying its kind of impossible unless its hidden or trapped or something...not everybody is going to be able to run to their grow room when the cops come, by the time you know its already too late...if somebodys got idea i wanna hear them...i just want to be realistic thats all

I have thought about having a room that i can do that to. Like in conspiracy theory. lol It is a very good idea and could keep you out of prison. Just have a good fire supression system also. As far as arson goes...Idk You might be able to get out of it. Accidents happen. A science experiment gone wrong lol

man it would cost a pretty penny to build a panic grow room

BELIEVE me , your going to have a bout 5 seconds to destroy anything , the first thing you will hear is a loud bang then lots of barking and shouting , and before youve even thought about your plants you will be face down on the floor ,eating carpet .
just pray your not masturbating if it ever happens , coz they will just drag you out from under your bed covers and you will have to put your hands behind yourback or above your head ....not pleasent when you got a boner on infront of a room full of men .

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BELIEVE me , your going to have a bout 5 seconds to destroy anything , the first thing you will hear is a loud bang then lots of barking and shouting , and before youve even thought about your plants you will be face down on the floor ,eating carpet .
just pray your not masturbating if it ever happens , coz they will just drag you out from under your bed covers and you will have to put your hands behind yourback or above your head ....not pleasent when you got a boner on infront of a room full of men .

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sounds like a personal story.....im sorry if that happened to you but the whole masturbation thing, if thats true, thats just funny

Yeah I like the idea of having like a trapdoor,but your whole grow room is a trap door, make like a little well beneath your grow room,and have your panic button, press it and boom, the trap door activates, empties everything off the shelves and into the well, comes back up, empty.


Dunno who you could find to build that though.

just for shits and giggles heres an idea ..

Rig up a trap door under your plants that lead to under your home.. maybe rigged with a rope/lever or something simple..Just cut a hole on the floor (only will work prolly if you dont have a basement ) exposing the crawlspace under your home and add a hinge etc.. If something happens, just pull the lever or w/e and let them fall under there into your crawlspace and they will be out of site maybe? lol.. Iunno. sounds like it would work lol.. I wouldnt go cutting holes in your floor though lol. You can go further and dig a big pit or build something under there to catch them also. haha

Well i didn't expect to see four pages of posts when i got home today but the enthusiasm is cool. I can dig a pit, the house is built on a slab, and while the fireproof room is a cool idea, i'm betting I would die rigging it. I still think the 55 gal barrel of acid or something should at least render the plants unidentifiable by drug testing... anyone try disposing of stems and root balls this way?

i would suggest you find a new hobby if your worried about destroying your crop in an instance. good chances you wont have time to even get to the plants. get a shed in your backyard and make a secret room behind it. thats about my only advice is make it so it cant be found. and keep a low profile. dont be sketchy, be a nice neighbor, but not overly nice. dont let anyone know your growing. if anyone asks for herb, dont say you grow, just say you know where to get some. but anyway...this doesnt sound like a good hobby for you if your paranoid

I've always been a plan for the worst type of guy, whatev... I'm not paranoid is someone really trying to get me Just trying to consider the options ahead of time.