Daily Jokes

this is the daily jokes thread were everyone can post cracking up joke

this is about one of my friends one day when we were all high we decided to take a swim by the river so we all went and everyone was diving in the water suddenly one of my friends shouted lake monster he right near your foot we all swim fast out of the water in fear after coming out we realise that hes was either high or just messing with us so we went back in the water and enjoyed our selfs,he stayed on a rock for the whole day and wouldnt swim it was just funny laughing after him the whole day

ok........so that was a joke?

one time we were walking and this dog came along. we saw it at the other side of the street. it had brown spots on it's neck. my buddy looked at me and said, "turtles don't eat sprouts do they?" i'm still laughing.

fdd2blk said:

one time we were walking and this dog came along. we saw it at the other side of the street. it had brown spots on it's neck. my buddy looked at me and said, "turtles don't eat sprouts do they?" i'm still laughing.

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BAHAHAHA
well,
he was stoned then wasn't he.

fdd2blk said:

one time we were walking and this dog came along. we saw it at the other side of the street. it had brown spots on it's neck. my buddy looked at me and said, "turtles don't eat sprouts do they?" i'm still laughing.

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he must have been really high lol

"Tree."

~"No."

"Double tree."

~"Yes."

"Meeting adjourned"