I was dating this petite korean girl once. I had been trying to get her to let me put it in her butt. She would always act like she oneday would let me but never would. Then one night we went out and both got pretty hammered, her especially. We got back to my place and that night she was totally down. We had been doing the dirty dirty for a little while now and I decided to pull my wang out of her pooper and nut on her back. As I pulled out, she lost control of her bodiliy functions and pooped all over the place. Absolutely f*cking disgusting. However, I can now say that I have f*cked the sh!t out of a girl.
Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.
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ALX420
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so was it worth it?
yapayapapayaya
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I met this chick and I was trying to get her to squirt
so we do it once and I can feel she's close but we finish
and nothing happens. Then she tells me she was figting to stop
it. I ask her why and she said because she felt she couln't
controll it "I felt I was going to pee and fart she said"
so next time I "really" enphasize and try to get my job done
and she replies I feel like am going to pee!
so I increase speed and she freakin craps all over my bed!!
so we do it once and I can feel she's close but we finish
and nothing happens. Then she tells me she was figting to stop
it. I ask her why and she said because she felt she couln't
controll it "I felt I was going to pee and fart she said"
so next time I "really" enphasize and try to get my job done
and she replies I feel like am going to pee!
so I increase speed and she freakin craps all over my bed!!
blazindapurple
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okay i just had sex for the first time so i have no idea if this is crazy or not... but i think it is. so anyways im going out with this nymphomaniac asian that is fucking tiny. she gets on me and we start bumpin uglies for about an hour, she started screaming crazy shit like just the most random stuff possible it was shit like "oh my god! i want your cum in my hair!" so i think well, alright then. so as im about to bust a nut in her hair her fucking mom walks in with a new teddy bear for her sees me about to do what im working on screams "WHY ELIZABETH!!!!" and rips the bear in half, faints and if thats not worse she then craps her pants and then her dog walks in the room and starts trying to bite my dick. needless to say i ran outta there with my clothes in my hands and nothing but a rubber on.
oh btw in minnesota it gets to be about -10 in the winter at night so just imagine running about 5 miles with just a rubber on. i think it froze
oh btw in minnesota it gets to be about -10 in the winter at night so just imagine running about 5 miles with just a rubber on. i think it froze
Woomeister
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And then the hypnotist clicked his fingers.......
blazindapurple
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dude im not shitting you im grounded now for about a year
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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I think the craziest sex is the sex you have with yourself. I mean how fucking pathetic is it to masterbate. Its just so low lol
blazindapurple
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okay fine so i made up the part about the mom shitting her pants and fainting and the fucking teddy bear thing
what really happened is we were both virgins and basically her mom walked in got pissed and threatend to have her husband beat me. what eventually happened is my parents came and picked me up. im still grounded for a year tho
what really happened is we were both virgins and basically her mom walked in got pissed and threatend to have her husband beat me. what eventually happened is my parents came and picked me up. im still grounded for a year tho
Woomeister
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Sound smore like it..
blazindapurple
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yeah sorry about that i only did it because eveyone else had some funny stories and i felt it would be weaksauce if i told the truth
Stoney McFried
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How old are you that you get grounded for a year?
420DrGreenthumb
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Have to get this off my chest.. I was just house sitting for my uncle recently.. went away for like 3 weeks.
Anyway they have a pool and it was hot so i used it heaps to swim, and i had this girl i'd been kinda seeing to come over and we started fooling around in the pool then went inside and screwed on the couch, in about 4 different styles (expensive couch too)
All good so far, then i saw a little box in the corner of the room up high.. i was like 90% sure it was a home privacy camera and i spoke to my mum and nan about it and apparently they have these cameras indoors they use when they go away. Im still waiting on a call from him, he's been back about 4 days now lol.
Anyway they have a pool and it was hot so i used it heaps to swim, and i had this girl i'd been kinda seeing to come over and we started fooling around in the pool then went inside and screwed on the couch, in about 4 different styles (expensive couch too)
All good so far, then i saw a little box in the corner of the room up high.. i was like 90% sure it was a home privacy camera and i spoke to my mum and nan about it and apparently they have these cameras indoors they use when they go away. Im still waiting on a call from him, he's been back about 4 days now lol.
diemdepyro
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He is still watching the movie.
420DrGreenthumb
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Lmfao, oh lord
tipsgnob
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I hope you made him proud............Lmfao, oh lord
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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Mmmmm Cum stains on the expensive leather/suede..... I would be upset.... unless she was hot 
420DrGreenthumb
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Haha yes, KoreanMmmmm Cum stains on the expensive leather/suede..... I would be upset.... unless she was hot
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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Koreans arent that hot in my book :-/Haha yes, Korean
theonesx
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okay the stories have seem to dropped off, so here is one although I would not necessarily consider it one of my craziest...
In grade 12 in between finals I had a major project due in my AI class which was photography at the time. I was working in the dark room alone when my Gf at the time came in and locked the door behind her. This gal had amazing breats.... to die for... Needless to say one thing led to another and I had her naked while my pictures were soaking in the solution. I started by getting her soaking and sat her on the table in there and slid it in. I pounded away for a while before I moved to the chair and she rode cowgirl for a while. After a while we switched positions once again and I laid my shirt down for her as a pillow. As you can imagine the floor was cement thus ice cold so she used her shirt under her. things got pretty heated and I ended up giving her a huge present. After we cleaned up and left the room to the main lab there were a few other people that were their finishing up their projects. You could clearly tell by her messed up hair and the stains on her shirt for her cum and mine (remember we were in the dark room so we could not see at the time). When we came out what had gone on. I got an couple grins from the guys and a couple dirty looks from the gals 9a couple gals seemed impressed). In any case we sort of created a legend of the dark room that day. Considering it was a small high school of about 100 students it was quite the memories even to this day....
now lets hear some more stories...
In grade 12 in between finals I had a major project due in my AI class which was photography at the time. I was working in the dark room alone when my Gf at the time came in and locked the door behind her. This gal had amazing breats.... to die for... Needless to say one thing led to another and I had her naked while my pictures were soaking in the solution. I started by getting her soaking and sat her on the table in there and slid it in. I pounded away for a while before I moved to the chair and she rode cowgirl for a while. After a while we switched positions once again and I laid my shirt down for her as a pillow. As you can imagine the floor was cement thus ice cold so she used her shirt under her. things got pretty heated and I ended up giving her a huge present. After we cleaned up and left the room to the main lab there were a few other people that were their finishing up their projects. You could clearly tell by her messed up hair and the stains on her shirt for her cum and mine (remember we were in the dark room so we could not see at the time). When we came out what had gone on. I got an couple grins from the guys and a couple dirty looks from the gals 9a couple gals seemed impressed). In any case we sort of created a legend of the dark room that day. Considering it was a small high school of about 100 students it was quite the memories even to this day....
now lets hear some more stories...