Cows ate my weed

Gaza420 said:

Cows are defenseless? You made me laugh..their only defenseless until you rendered them as such. Also can you name a defenseless beast as you call it?

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A sloth?

Maaaan just 1 cow could feed me well for a year

neosapien said:

I wouldn't kill all of them as I'm sure thats a huge waste of money. But if they get out again… imagine the picture that's painted as you look your neighbor dead in the eyes, petting her cow, then you pull out a bolt gun, cap it, then slit it's throat. She'll know you mean business. Say my name. Diaberg.

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OMG....Dieberg.. LMFAO

Diabolical666 said:

Maaaan just 1 cow could feed me well for a year

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I always wanted to go to a cow tipping party.


Cow tipper^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Guaranteed to tip any cow.

did ya at least get a picture of the brand on the cattle so you can match it?

tangerinegreen555 said:

I always wanted to go to a cow tipping party.

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Cow tipper^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Guaranteed to tip any cow.

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yeah that will do it.....or go out about 3am and push one over....don't ask me how i know...

dstroy said:

Pretty sure what you're dealing with are government spy cows...

Easy way to tell if they're spy cows is how they eat grass. All governmenty, with paperwork involved.








p.s.

regular cows can't write, as far as I've tried to teach them anyhow, only special government ones

p.p.s.

unless you were wearing tinfoil the entire time you were outside "they" definitely have your brainprint



good luck

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Cows have my brainprint for sure. It’s split down the middle and has crap in the split and on the temporal margins. It’s diagnostic. Jerks are just showing off now.

Btw name-brand heavy-duty Reynolds Wrap used to provide me complete protection. It doesn’t any more. Gov’t has hacked domestic aluminum and tell your friends. I now use a triple ply of the cheap dollar store foil on the theory that the En Ess Ay doesn’t assign staffers who can read Chinese to low priority targets like me.

Gaza420 said:

I see it as a reasonable solution. I would think it's funny, I'm not a serial killer or mass murderer. I guess I'm the wrong one to fuck with. Like I said before sometimes you have to be shitty to people who are being shitty to you and if that calls for you to do shitty things well so be it.

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Oops, Politics is that way.

neosapien said:

I wouldn't kill all of them as I'm sure thats a huge waste of money. But if they get out again… imagine the picture that's painted as you look your neighbor dead in the eyes, petting her cow, then you pull out a bolt gun, cap it, then slit it's throat. She'll know you mean business. Say my name. Diaberg.

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Number dead is a function of freezer size.

Gaza420 said:

Cows are defenseless? You made me laugh..their only defenseless until you rendered them as such. Also can you name a defenseless beast as you call it?

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A day-old sock puppet account. That is pretty much free fresh meat on a stick, with a rebate coupon stapled on. Keep still now. (yanks coupon off, leaves staple)

defenseless my ass...try getting kicked by one....i've seen a dog look like a football once...boy that was a sight

BudmanTX said:

defenseless my ass...try getting kicked by one....i've seen a dog look like a football once...boy that was a sight

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They only kill 22 people, cause they eat the rest alive!

ANC said:

They only kill 22 people, cause they eat the rest alive!

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Other Mammals is a big category for not including bears.Guessing its deer collisions. Cows are in the top 4. Dogs cause more deaths a year, but I think its people like @UncleBuck who try molesting the dog.

I would say the deadliest animals are republicans with a bee under the bonnet and a boot full of guns

The Gram Reaper said:

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This data does not reveal the circumstances of the deaths.

What are the statics of defensive actions vs offensive aggression ?

lokie said:

This data does not reveal the circumstances of the deaths.

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Don't run around with them

or get on they're blind side

this is gonna leave a mark....