corrupt-a-wish game

bellcore said:

You wish is granted, sort of. For only eight payments of 29.95 all spammers wish be put into a Set-it-and-forget-it rotisserie convection oven. Too good to be true? Wait, there is more! If you act now we will also include a mini chopper for sockpuppets (a $14 value.)

EDIT: and if you act within the next 12 hours we will throw in a set of 10 ginsu steak knives!

I wish my plants were bigger.

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rory420420 said:

Granted,but if you smoke them,you get penis cancer.
I wish for cancer to be cured

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Hookabelly said:

This enhances, not corrupts my wish…SEE OP's rules on post #1

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superloud said:

Granted but you catch aids from a prostitute right after..
my wish is to have the power to fly

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bellcore said:

"Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches" Your wish has been granted, however to pull it off you need to wear a Nuclear Spanx girdle that is so tight you also have to wear Depends underneath.

I wish my roommate would buy toilet paper for once.

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Yessica... said:

Wish Granted, but it's cheap-o 1-ply and you get poop smeared all over your hands and then PINK EYE!

I wish it would stop snowing in Thunder Bay...

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superloud said:

Wish granted but the snow turns into acid rain Dearly burning everyone.
I wish I had a better job

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Yessica... said:

Wish granted, and that job is making you 5 grand a day! But it's from giving 5 dollar hand jobs and you get TERRIBLE tendonitis...

I wish McDonalds Cheeseburgers were good for you.

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Metasynth said:

Granted...But all Sushi is now radioactive....Wait...i think it really IS..

I wish I never joined the corrupt-a-wish game

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Indagrow said:

Wish granted, for you it's no longer a game.


Wish I could stop peeing on my balls

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superloud said:

Wish granted but your dick now has Elephantitis. and is no longer useable.
i wish i could kill a bear with my bare hands

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Pinworm said:

Wish granted. But now you have to raise the 3 cubs of the momma bear you killed.

I wish I had the power to teleport anywhere on earth with the snap of my fingers.

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superloud said:

Wish granted but your dick now has Elephantitis. and is no longer useable.
i wish i could kill a bear with my bare hands

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Yessica... said:

Wish grand, but it tears off your face and now you have to rely on your personality...

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I wish I typed this faster and @Pinworm didn't already answer this wish...

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ChingOwn said:

Shaaapooopy wish granted but the practice it took made you super fat...like standing up and your knees touch fat, like if somebody had sex with you, their buddies would say "you beached that whale?" fat....


I wish I had a jacket and I could pull anything I wanted to out of the pockets.

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Yessica... said:

Wish granted, but all you can every think about is penis's and even when you try to stop thinking about penis you only think about them more, thus you're constantly walking around discarding penis's everywhere. Like Johnny Appleseed, but with cock.

I wish I could move things with my mind...

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