corrupt-a-wish game

Pinworm

Pinworm

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2004play said:
Wish granted but there always very wet
& stinky Causing you to slip & fall face first on Pinworms groin at the nude beach



I wish all my plants yielded
About a pound
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Wish Granted. They all produce about a pound of stressed-out-seeded-schwag.

I wish I could have meaningful conversations with animals.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Pinworm said:
Wish Granted. They all produce about a pound of stressed-out-seeded-schwag.

I wish I could have meaningful conversations with animals.
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wish granted… You are a regular Dr. Doolittle now. Only problem is they disagree with everything you say and refuse to talk to you.


I wish my neck would stop hurting.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Hookabelly said:
wish granted… You are a regular Dr. Doolittle now. Only problem is they disagree with everything you say and refuse to talk to you.


I wish my neck would stop hurting.
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Wish granted. **Poof** A bottle of Vicodin appears on your counter. You take 2 and enjoy a pain free evening. The next day, your neck doesn't hurt but you figure, hey, last night was fun, and take two more. 3 months later you are giving out $2 hand jobs by the dumpster behind the Jack in the Box to support your pill habit. Way to go.

I wish I had x-ray vision.
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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wish granted. you understand and relate to all animals now, as do you also. all animals better understand you both now. i'll be right back
 
rory420420

rory420420

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2004play said:
Wish granted but unfortunately all the radiation has shrivelled your manhood to the size of a painted turtles penis and all the girls laugh at you

I wish all the hot university girls next door would come over and treat me like a sex slave
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I wish Justin bieber would admit he's a stoner.
 
2004play

2004play

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Lmao wish granted but after he admits he's a stoner he gives all his money away to a cult and moves in with you, he follows you around everywhere and singsoff tune cause he's so high

I wish I didn't go to the bar tonight and end up at this weird girls house who I can't remember her name nor find my shoes to sneak out
 
cannawizard

cannawizard

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2004play said:
Lmao wish granted but after he admits he's a stoner he gives all his money away to a cult and moves in with you, he follows you around everywhere and singsoff tune cause he's so high

I wish I didn't go to the bar tonight and end up at this weird girls house who I can't remember her name nor find my shoes to sneak out
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Wish granted.. You ditched the bar to hook-up with some weird chick named Brenda who told you she wants to stay a virgin so she only does anal. While you were trying to sneak out and look for your shoes, you accidentally find an old picture of Brenda-- back when she was still a guy named Brandon... Now your always at the bar crying and wishing you can forget her name~

I wish I had botox injections on my balls for a smoother look
 
rory420420

rory420420

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2004play said:
Lmao wish granted but after he admits he's a stoner he gives all his money away to a cult and moves in with you, he follows you around everywhere and singsoff tune cause he's so high

I wish I didn't go to the bar tonight and end up at this weird girls house who I can't remember her name nor find my shoes to sneak out
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Same girl!?!
 
rory420420

rory420420

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cannawizard said:
Wish granted.. You ditched the bar to hook-up with some weird chick named Brenda who told you she wants to stay a virgin so she only does anal. While you were trying to sneak out and look for your shoes, you accidentally find an old picture of Brenda-- back when she was still a guy named Brandon... Now your always at the bar crying and wishing you can forget her name~

I wish I had botox injections on my balls for a smoother look
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Wish granted but mainliner Fry's em up and eats em with dijionaise..

I wish I had more dijionaise...
 
bellcore

bellcore

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You wish is granted, sort of. For only eight payments of 29.95 all spammers wish be put into a Set-it-and-forget-it rotisserie convection oven. Too good to be true? Wait, there is more! If you act now we will also include a mini chopper for sockpuppets (a $14 value.)

EDIT: and if you act within the next 12 hours we will throw in a set of 10 ginsu steak knives!

I wish my plants were bigger.
 
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