Close Call...

JJ2cool

Well-Known Member
Hey everyone,
Here is my story...kinda long but detailed, lol.

A few nights ago my friend and I wanted to go smoke a joint. So we hop into his car and drive out to this Train Yard. We've been there dozens of time and have never once seen anyone so we thought nothing of it. We go down this dirt road and stop at the end which is enclosed by tree's, a fence and a hill. In his car there is this flap in the back of the arm rest which you can pull off, that is where we stash everything. So we got out the weed, the papers and the buster and start busting up the weed. He is in the drivers seat and I am in the front passenger seat. While he was busting I noticed some lights coming down the road. I knew something was up because it was around 1AM and no one would be coming back here (unless some more people wanted to smoke a J, lol) So I say to my friend "Dude there's a car coming." He ignores me, so I say it again. Then when its about 15 Yards away I say "Shit its a cop" He tosses the weed, buster and papers over to my side on the floor in front of me. Right as the cop pulled up in front of us and turned on his bright roof lights (scientific term?) I was tucking it all under my seat VERY slowly with my feet. I couldn't even tell if I got it under. He came up to the car and asked what we were doing. We said we were just exploring around, then he said it was private property we said oh we thought it was abandoned cause the gate was always open, yadayada. He thought we were drinking, he said if we had any booze he would just dump it. We said no and we both said we will take a breathalyzer. So this whole time we're playing it really cool, polite, calm, and my friend was asking him questions about how to become an officer and stuff and he seemed to get all excited. I know its kinda bad to talk to the cops but I guess my friend didnt know that. So he looked in the car with his flashlight from the outside and looked around the outside of the car and found nothing, long story short, he let us go. (After taking our info down) Didn't even have to get out of the car! Oh and this whole time we we're a little high from earlier but didn't smell or have any red eyes, but we could feel it still, lol.

So we left and as we were driving away it was really quite then I said, "What the fuck man, that guy didn't even put my license back in the plastic" lol. I am pretty sure he knew we were going to blaze but he seemed nice. I am pretty sure if we would have done anything different we would have got busted. Hell if we left 2 minutes earlier we would have lit up by the time the cop pulled up, then we would be fucked. Everything seemed to play out perfect.

Oh we went back to my place and just in case we walked to a park and blazed, lol.
 

johndoe2216751

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I will never forget this weird story, my wife and I (well not wife at the time) were celebrating forth of july with some fireworks at a school soccer field right by our apartment. We had just blazed a philly and put it out and walked to this field about 150 yards from our place. No more than 5 minutes after we get there and start shooting some fireworks, we see a pair of flashlights running.. so we are instantly like what the fuck.. (you know, when your breath still smells like herbage, and you just put it out) they are hauling ass, so they come up, and go figure, 2 cops and a dog.. apparently this guy witha gun just pushed down an old lady and took her purse and was seen running in our direction... cops are questioning us and we keep saying, we just got here, we havent seen a guy with a gun, all the time we are fucking BLAZED (you know, that good holiday blazing).. long story short, we didnt shoot any more fireworks, just went home.. BE careful, but close calls always make for good stories! keep it green
 

GrowTech

stays relevant.
yeah that story was a burn... +rep for your freedom though! time to smoke another bowl to get back into a good place.
 

JOEGALLO

Well-Known Member
When we lived in El Paso everyone used to party in the desert, any many occasions the cops used to bust everyone out there but since there would be 50+ people, they would make us dump out our alcohol and the people who didnt stash their bags would have to dump their bag out too. Cool thing was they would let everyone go, no tickets, no arrests unless you were a smart ass. Not sure how it is these days but that was only about 10 years ago
 
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