I can see the commercial for those things.
The stoner of the old days sitting there,magnifying glass in hand closely inspecting the soil,trapped in a room with 10x the power of the sun & bitching about how much time he has to spend on his garden.
Fast foward,now the same grower is a modern grower, taking control of his life,he's on the tennis court laughing with other tennis idiots when his pager goes off,the tennis idiots ask him if its an emergency & he responds "not since i got the water wizard",cut to a cheesy scene of his backswing & stupid smiling face.
Whoever invented that mess should be hit on the head with a rock.