Can I Get Some Help Reassuring My Wife, About Drug Test?

Hello friends! So my wife just called me all nervous about her up coming drug test for her rotations. She smokes all the damn time, more then me. She's a heavy smoker all day everyday. So as of a couple of hours ago she stopped, ha. But she has about 15 days till her test. Were in California and I think she's going to a place called labcorp or something for it. I told her to forget about her own piss or masking it, to many false positives that way. She has access to clean urine which I think is her best bet, since I have been told that its against the law for her to be observed unless she's a felon or something. Im kind of worried also cause her getting her job means I can quit mine as she would make a ton more then I do now.

never agree to take a piss test to get a job....thats the only sure fire way to pass

canuckgrow said:

never agree to take a piss test to get a job....thats the only sure fire way to pass

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lol what country do YOU live in where u have a fucking choice x D

CAN he decline? yes. he can also elect to forego his bills, home, feeding his kids, eating, driving a car, drinking clean water and sleeping.

drink lots of water and buy somethin to flush her system out should be fine

Lol yeah but she doesn't have a choice its for school. Kind of like, " take this drug test and pass, or give us back our $375000.00 today" any body ever gone to labcorp?

15 days might be enough to get clean with lots of exercise and water. Buying a test before she takes the real one would be the only real way of knowing. If she does have access to clean piss you might want to heat it up before she goes and takes the actual test that way it will still be somewhat warm.

Yea Labcorp is a Huge testing company,,,She will "Fail",,,Look into "Synthetic urine",,,,It work's at Labcorp.

Kind of what I was thinking. Try to pass yourself, have a back up clean bladder if that doesn't work.

only way sure fire way to pass, and that's synthetic.. no risky chances on any of those so called detox products .... go straight for the quick fix.. i've used it atleast 10 times, and works every single time.. if she's not monitored, its simple.. put in down her panties, and pull it out for the test.. they even come with a temp strip and hand warmers to get the temp right.. just follow the directions on the box, and she'll be taking piss test's and passing all over town, lol...

So is who gets monitored?

malicifice said:

So is who gets monitored?

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kinDa confused me on that one.. care to elaborate?

I read that only people on parole, or probation or military are watched during a urine test. I don't know about Dr's though. She is in medical school and rotations are coming up so there are drug tests for them before the hit the field.

i swear, we ONLY want to drug test airline pilots...

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