Buying DRUGS in Spanish - SO EASY YOU CAN DO IT WHILST HIGH!!!!

MrEDuck said:

Trying to buy drugs using google translate sounds like a particularly bad idea.

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Unclebaldrick said:

I remember my first time buying illegal weed in my non-native tongue. Hagen, Germany. My German Professor would have been proud of me (thank you, Gretel). Though in retrospect, the "Esoterica-Headshop" did most of the work by making it obvious where to go. It was good weed. Then I got baked somewhere near Leipzig and ate a stuffed goose leg in a small inn next to a very obvious Wermacht reunion. Good night, overall.

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ScoobyDoobyDoo said:

speaking spanish like that will surely get you the "GRINGO" rates. lol.

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ScoobyDoobyDoo said:

i've lived in Costa Rica for the last 8 years...most of the time. also spend a lot of time in Honduras and Panama. i've never touched coke in my life but that shit is $5 a gram for 98-100% pure where i live. all my friends go apeshit when they come down here.

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NorthofEngland said:

I will write the Spanish word - and you see if you can guess which drug I mean....

1 - AMFETAMINA
2 - ACIDO
3 - COCAINA
4 - HEROINA

Now I will use one of the above DRUGS in a SPANISH LANGUAGE SENTENCE....
CAN YOU GUESS THE TRASLATION OF IT???

"Hola, Senor. ?Donde esta despatcho de heroina, por favour?

A SIMPLE DIALOGUE
BUYER"Buenos noches, Senora. ?Quanta cuesta por tres gramos de cocaina, por favour?"
El PUSHERA "CINQUO MILL EURO por TRES GRAMOS, Senor Americano."
El Americanito "CINQUO MILLE EURO!!! ES LOCO! MIO ES STUPIDO?
El PUSHERA "TRANQUILO, TRANQUILO. TRES GRAMOS POR CINQUO CENTO EURO."
El Americanito "No. Es mucho expensivo! Por tres gramos - tres cento euro..? Si?"
El PUSHERA "Mi cocaina es mucho, mucho pura! Es fantastico narcotico! Tu es mi amigo....Quatro cento euro...?"
El Americanito "Tui es poco loco? Quatro cento euro por quatro gramos de cocaina - SI?????
El PUSHERA "Si. Poco deniro por fantastico narcotico....Tui es mi grande American amigo. OK. Donde deniro?"
El AMERICANITO "Deniro es aqui. Gracias Senora Despatcho de Narcotico. Hasta la vista."
El PUSHERA "Hasta la vista, Senor Americanito"

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Bob Zmuda said:

I hate OP with a passion.

Forgot about that hoe.

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MrWhite99 said:

Stop looking around I have got flake and Im a resident in Barcelona please hit me up on fb mrgreen barcelona Blessings.-

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