Buying DRUGS in Spanish - SO EASY YOU CAN DO IT WHILST HIGH!!!!

NorthofEngland

NorthofEngland

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I will write the Spanish word - and you see if you can guess which drug I mean....

1 - AMFETAMINA
2 - ACIDO
3 - COCAINA
4 - HEROINA

Now I will use one of the above DRUGS in a SPANISH LANGUAGE SENTENCE....
CAN YOU GUESS THE TRASLATION OF IT???

"Hola, Senor. ?Donde esta despatcho de heroina, por favour?

A SIMPLE DIALOGUE
BUYER"Buenos noches, Senora. ?Quanta cuesta por tres gramos de cocaina, por favour?"
El PUSHERA "CINQUO MILL EURO por TRES GRAMOS, Senor Americano."
El Americanito "CINQUO MILLE EURO!!! ES LOCO! MIO ES STUPIDO?
El PUSHERA "TRANQUILO, TRANQUILO. TRES GRAMOS POR CINQUO CENTO EURO."
El Americanito "No. Es mucho expensivo! Por tres gramos - tres cento euro..? Si?"
El PUSHERA "Mi cocaina es mucho, mucho pura! Es fantastico narcotico! Tu es mi amigo....Quatro cento euro...?"
El Americanito "Tui es poco loco? Quatro cento euro por quatro gramos de cocaina - SI?????
El PUSHERA "Si. Poco deniro por fantastico narcotico....Tui es mi grande American amigo. OK. Donde deniro?"
El AMERICANITO "Deniro es aqui. Gracias Senora Despatcho de Narcotico. Hasta la vista."
El PUSHERA "Hasta la vista, Senor Americanito"
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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I'm not even going to begin to correct this. There are so many mistakes it's unreal.

If you want to learn a language, try living abroad and using your base languages from school as a starting point.

'no es expensivo' LMFAO over here!
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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lahadaextranjera said:
I'm not even going to begin to correct this. There are so many mistakes it's unreal.

If you want to learn a language, try living abroad and using your base languages from school as a starting point.

'no es expensivo' LMFAO over here!
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Yeah, the first mistake was that he was clearly lying about the purity.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
I don't speak a lick of Spanish and still managed to score some killer hash and some not so killer weed in Barcelona ..
What can I say , when you got.it, you got it.. :)
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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lahadaextranjera said:
I'm not even going to begin to correct this. There are so many mistakes it's unreal.

If you want to learn a language, try living abroad and using your base languages from school as a starting point.

'no es expensivo' LMFAO over here!
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Cheap is a universal word too.My Father always said the harder ya hit em the more english ya get.He was talking about the game of pool of course :)
 
ScoobyDoobyDoo

ScoobyDoobyDoo

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hydrotech364 said:
I live on the N side of Houston, Old Friend's do my talking for me.
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i've lived in Costa Rica for the last 8 years...most of the time. also spend a lot of time in Honduras and Panama. i've never touched coke in my life but that shit is $5 a gram for 98-100% pure where i live. all my friends go apeshit when they come down here.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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I remember my first time buying illegal weed in my non-native tongue. Hagen, Germany. My German Professor would have been proud of me (thank you, Gretel). Though in retrospect, the "Esoterica-Headshop" did most of the work by making it obvious where to go. It was good weed. Then I got baked somewhere near Leipzig and ate a stuffed goose leg in a small inn next to a very obvious Wermacht reunion. Good night, overall.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
And although I took 3 years of french in high school, I've pretty much forgotten all of.it at the point in time when in scored some lovely drugs in Montreal a few years ago..
Its amazing how drugs are pretty universal..
 
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