Bump If You're Baked!

HoppusTheCaveman

HoppusTheCaveman

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All you motherbumpers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the bump-lickers. We're gonna bump your mothers while you watch and cry like little bumps. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax bumps who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our bump, then bump out our bump, then eat their bump which is made up of our bump that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherbumps are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.


yeah, I'm bumping bumped.
 
HoppusTheCaveman

HoppusTheCaveman

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"Bump.....bump.....bump...bump, bump, bump...bump, bump bump. Mother, mother bump. Mother, mother bump, bump. Mother bump, mother bump. Noinch, noinch, noinch. 1-2, 1-2-3-4. Noinch, noinch, noinch. Shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed. Doin' coke, brinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fatties, smoking blunts. Who smokes the blunts? WE smoke the blunts! Rollin' blunts, and smokin 'em...."

"Hey, can I get a nickel bag?"

"...Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit, in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe...My Jungle Looove!! Yeah, oo-e-oo-e-oo. I think I wanna know ya, know yaaaa. Yeeah what."

"What the bump are you singing?"

"You don't know jungle love!? That bump is the maad notes!! Written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world...The mother bumping Time!!"

"You mean those guys in that Prince movie?"

"Yeah, Purple Rain"

"Aw man, that bump was lame."


BUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
 
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