Bizarre News: the strange and different.

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Winter Woman, Jan 7, 2012.

    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    I don't want to clutter up the TnT so I'm starting a bizarre news thread. For anything in the news that's strange or different.

    Here's one:

    Kid commits suicide by Piranhas. Had to hurt.

    (Newser) – An 18-year-old Bolivian picked a bizarre and gruesome way to commit suicide, police say. The intoxicated teen jumped out of his canoe into a stretch of river infested with piranhas and bled to death after suffering dozens of bites, the Sun reports. Police believe the death was suicide because the teen was a fisherman who knew the river well and was aware that it was swarming with the flesh-eating fish at this time of year. Earlier this year, piranhas attacked 100 beachgoers in Brazil.
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    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    UNIONTOWN, Pa. --
    A southwestern Pennsylvania grandmother says she's no marijuana grower, just a woman who wanted something that would look pretty next to her tomatoes.

    A Fayette County jury cleared 67-year-old Alberta Kelley of drug possession and manufacture charges on Wednesday after she told them she simply tossed a handful of seeds into her garden after a bearded stranger gave them to her.
    Connellsville police charged Kelley a year ago after receiving a tip about Kelley's garden. Investigators say they found seven well-cultivated, four-foot marijuana plants behind her home.

    But Kelley claimed she didn't know what she was growing. She said she'd been given the seeds by a stranger in a pointy hat who told her they were flower seeds.

    Kelley tells WTAE-TV that to her, "weeds are weeds."
    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    We've seen plenty of weird crime mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But when it comes to criminal names, this one is ... a mouthful.

    Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

    Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

    According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies.

    Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was apprehended by authorities after neighbors complained of "excessive drinking and drug use" around a local park, the Madison police report says.

    Police say that when they took Zopittybop-Bop-Bop into custody, they found him in possession of marijuana, drug paraphernalia, and a knife.

    On his way to the prison, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop allegedly told cops that he would eventually "get even with them."
    If he plans to do so by challenging the precinct to the most amazing scat-off we've ever seen, we call dibs on front-seat tickets.

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

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    [TD="class: createdate, bgcolor: initial, colspan: 2"]Monday, 26 April 2010[/TD]
    [TD="colspan: 2"]Anke Anusic, age 44, and her mother Gitta, age 66, were arrested at Liverpool John Lennon Airport last Saturday for attempting to smuggle the body of their deceased 91-year-old relative, "Willi" Curt Jaran, on a flight to Berlin, Germany.
    The women tried to take the body on to the plane in a wheelchair wearing sunglasses, and they claimed that the person was asleep. They had previously used a taxi to bring the corpse from their home in Oldham.

    The deception was discovered by check-in staff; both airport staff and the taxi driver are said to be upset by the events. Though they have not explained their actions, the costs of transporting a body can be several thousand pounds. They have been arrested on suspicion of failing to report a death. Both women are German nationals.

    The two women, however, claim that Mr Jaran was alive until check in.[/TD]

    Sarah Burge, ‘Human Barbie’, Gives Liposuction Voucher To 7-Year-Old Daughter For Christmas

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    January 5, 2012​

    Sarah Burge, the woman known as the “Human Barbie,” gave her daughter Poppy a bizarre stocking stuffer this Christmas: a liposuction voucher worth about $11,000.
    The 7-year-old was reportedly excited about the gift, and mom is confident the money will be well spent one day in the future.January 5, 2012​

    Sarah Burge, the woman known as the “Human Barbie,” gave her daughter Poppy a bizarre stocking stuffer this Christmas: a liposuction voucher worth about $11,000.
    The 7-year-old was reportedly excited about the gift, and mom is confident the money will be well spent one day in the future.
    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    ORLANDO, FL – Sources close to Casey Anthony’s attorney confirmed today that Casey has adopted a baby girl from Romania. Reporters from Orange County confirmed that Casey Anthony applied to adopt a baby girl (2 years old) from Eastern Europe in early 2010. Sources say she was accepted by the Romanian government – pending the conclusion of her trial.

    It is expensive to adopt a baby from Romania. Some say legal costs run in excess of $25,000 to adopt, but Casey has reportedly offered the Romanians three times that amount.

    Casey has plenty of money rolling in now with book deals, movie deals and a porn video that she is slated to shoot in early August. She is already worth over $8 million dollars because of her book deal. READ about it here.
    Sources close to friends of Casey say she offered the Romanian adoption agency $75,000 for the baby.

    Casey will reportedly fly to Bucharest on July 25th to pick up the baby. Her adoption attorney will not say where Casey and the baby will live, but many are speculating that she will return to the U.S. and live with her aunt in Texas.

    Romanians are appalled about the adoption and are trying to stop it from going forward. “We do not want one of our babies being adopted by that monster,” said Flaviu Trasicu. “We have standards here that citizens of the United States do not. As a society, we cherish our children and punish child abusers.”

    Casey Anthony reportedly wants to prove to the world that she is a good mother. Sources say she told corrections officers in the Orange County Jail last summer that she plans on adopting 3-4 babies and having 3-4 of her own. “She thinks she can handle a lot of kids,” said Tommy Kimplin of the Orange County Jail. “She feels like she’s changed.”
    Casey has not chosen a name for the baby girl she is going to adopt, “but it’s not going to begin with a ‘C’, that’s for sure.”
    Americans are outraged about the verdict… and now this! Some feel that maybe she should stay in Romania…
    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    Florida Judge Mocks Man Accused of Trying to Bribe Deputy With Dolphins Tickets

    January 3, 2012

    A Florida judge mocked a man who allegedly tried to bribe a law enforcement officer with tickets to see the Miami Dolphins’ season finale, the Palm Beach Post reported.

    “Have you been watching the Dolphins? No one’s going to go to that game,” Palm Beach County Judge Timothy P. McCarthy told Eric Scott Topalian during his bond hearing Sunday morning.

    The 23-year-old Boca Raton man was accused of offering two tickets for the game against the Jets to avoid a drug arrest. The attempt backfired though, with Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies booking him Saturday afternoon.

    Topalian was charged with two counts each of possessing controlled drugs without a prescription, bribery of a public servant, threatening a public servant and resisting arrest without violence.

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

    [h=1]Man Dies In Bizarre Case Of Bestiality[/h]
    A very disturbing story as a Seattle man has died following a bizarre case of bestiality.
    Detectives are investigating the possibility an Enumclaw farm was the base for a ring that abuses animals for sex. And what they've done is not illegal in Washington State.
    In a picture-perfect corner of rural King County, Sheriff's investigators uncovered a dirty little mess: Men having sex with animals at a small farm outside of Enumclaw.
    The private gatherings became public when a 45-year-old Seattle man died after having sex with an Arabian stallion.
    The medical examiner says the death is accidental.
    "If this pans out, it's the most egregious case that we've heard of," says Sgt. John Urquhart with the King County Sheriff's Office. "We don't have deaths that result from this activity, nobody can remember when anything like this has ever happened."
    Investigators believe this farm may have become a hot spot for sex with animals, with people learning about it through Internet chat rooms. They don't know how long it's been going on, although the man at the center has rented the farm for about six years.
    Investigators also don't know if the sex is in exchange for money.
    "I think it's most likely just given the nature of this type of activity," says Urquhart, "but we don't know for sure."
    Investigators don't know yet how many animals were used in this way. One thing they do know for certain: the incident with the horse where the man died happened in someone else's barn.
    They know that because the entire incident was caught on videotape, one of more than 100 tapes police took from the farm.
    The neighbors had no idea their barn and horses were being used for sex. They don't want their names, or faces or property shown, they told me they are freaked out and repulsed by what investigators say happened.
    However, having sex with animals is not against the law in Washington State. he Humane Society of the U.S. says it should be and talks about other cases.
    "Smaller animals have been seriously injured and/or killed," says Regional Director Bob Reder. "Or, after the act, disposed of by horrible means."
    While the Sheriff's office investigates any grounds for animal cruelty charges, for the moment, the animals are still at the farm.
    At least 30 state have laws outlawing bestiality. The Humane Society, together with Pasado's Save Have are both beginning campaigns to make it against the law in Washington as well.

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    Awww they could have just ticketed him. cn

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

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    [TD]Bizarre Sex Laws1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

    2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

    3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

    8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

    10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    How the heck does a man have sex with stallion? I must be very thick in the head to not get it.

    Edit: I seen a stallion's dick soooooo.

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

    i guess lots of lube.....
    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    OMG! He didn't? Can he? That had to hurt.

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

    your guess is as good as mine on this one....
    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    Maybe he suffocated from a horsey bj. Maybe he couldn't swallow fast enough? lol.

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

    thats just sick there...i was thinking he got impaled to death...

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

    SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA: A company now offers pole-dancing classes as an exercise tool for girls as young as 7.

    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    Now this one is sick. 7 years old.
    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    I said I'm a little twisted. But, I don't do this stuff. I keep it to humans, thank you.

    DSB65 Well-Known Member

    [h=3]World’s Largest Penis—13.5 inches[/h]The official largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by Dr. Robert Dickinson in early 20[SUP]th[/SUP] Century—13.5 inches (34 cm) long and 6.25 inches (16 cm) in circumference.
    The living owner of the world’s biggest human penis belongs to Jonah Falcon—13.5 inches. He was measured for a TV special, so he’s one of the few guys in the world who can back up his boasts.
    [h=3]World’s Largest Vagina—19 in[/h]Scottish giantess Anna (Swan) Bates (1846-1888) is recorded as the woman who had the world’s largest vagina. She grew to a maximum height of 7′ 8″ at age 19. She joined a side show where she met, fell in love with, and married a shorter man. Captain Martin Bates was a mere midget of a man—7 foot 3.5 inches tall.
    Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke’s cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference. The minimum dilation of Swan’s passage is calculated at 6 inches (just over 15 cm) The normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.
    Swan gave birth to two children—neither survived.
    [h=3]World’s Most Prolific Mother—69 babies[/h]Valentina Vassilyeva set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to 69 children—16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets—between 1725 and 1765. Of the 27 births, 67 of her 69 children survived infancy.
    [h=3]World’s Oldest Prostitute—82-years-old[/h]Police in Tai Pei estimate an 82-year-old nicknamed “Grandma” is the oldest living and working prostitute. Chiu went into the business about 40 years ago after a man she lived with for two decades died. She charges 20 times less than other prostitutes.
    [h=3]919 guys in the same day[/h]Lisa Sparxxx, an American pornographic actress, had sex with 919 guys in a single day during the Polish Eroticon in 2004. The highly coveted “World Gang Bang Record” changed “hands” in 2002 and 2003, when records were set at 646 and 759, respectively.
    [h=3]World’s Longest Man Masturbation—10 hours[/h]Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco. He set the world record for longest session by jerking off for nine hours and 58 minutes. He came all the way from Japan just for the event, armed with a wide variety of sexual aids. Sato “beat” his 2008 record of 9 hours and 33 minutes.
    [h=3]World’s Strongest Vagina—lifts 31 lbs with her vagina[/h]Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a 42-year-old Russian woman, has the world’s strongest vagina. She lifted almost 31 pounds (14 kilograms) of weights. Her secret? She exercised her Kegel muscles for 15 years. Kozhevnikova said, After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.
    [h=3]World’s Oldest Father[/h]At 90 years old, Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi fathers his 21st child. He is married to his fourth wife and plans to continue siring children until he is 100.
    [h=3]World’s Oldest mother[/h]At 70-years-old, Omkari Panwar’s desire for another child and become the world’s oldest mother never crossed her mind. Her husband, 77, supported her. The couple paid for IVF to produce a male heir to the family’s smallholdings. The retired farmer sold his buffalos, mortgaged his land, spent his life savings, and took out a credit card loan.
    Mrs Panwar gave birth to twins—a boy and girl—by emergency Caesarean section in hospital in Muzaffarnagar, seven hours drive north of the Indian capital New Delhi. The twins were born healthy, weighing two pounds each.
    [h=3]World’s Biggest Orgy—250 couples[/h]Japan successfully set a new world record for 250 men and women who consented to having sex in the same place at the same time. The orgy was held in a warehouse. A professional camera crew recorded the entire event. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions. All couples were tested and had no STDs. Those featured in the video could only have sex with each other but no one else.
    Yes, the entire event is available for purchase on DVD.
    [h=3]Youngest Father[/h]Shaun Steard, England was 12 years old when he received the world’s record for being the youngest father. Some believe there are younger undocumented fathers.
    [h=3]Youngest Mother[/h]Five-year-old Lina Medina, born in Peru in 1933, began menstruating when she was three-years-old. Her dad was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of incest, but later released due to lack of evidence. The baby was delivered by caesarean because Lina’s hips were too narrow. She never named the father.
    [h=3]Most Penis Removals[/h]When King Menephta came home in 1300 B.C.E. after successfully beating the Libyans, he asked his men to chop off the penises of each member of the defeated army. He arrived home with 13,000 penises. His monument at Karnak details which penis belonged to whom—Libyan generals, Libyans, Sirculians, Etruscans, and Greeks.
    Winter Woman

    Winter Woman Well-Known Member

    Not as weird that's for sure...

    Disappearing self parking car

    When police in Australia were called in to investigate a case of a vehicle disappearing from an Adelaide car park, it initially looked like a typical theft.

    But 17 days later they've cracked the odd case which actually involved a bungling driver, a lot of luck and an apparently self-parking car. (

    That's because police say the car had not been stolen, but rather gone on a bizarre journey after being left in the wrong gear and parked on an incline.

    Officers believe the vehicle rolled through the car park before crossing a road and hitting a nearby garage, forcing itself under the door and parking itself perfectly inside.

    The Herbie-esque antics only came to light 17 days after the crime was first reported, when homeowners returned from holiday and discovered their garage door had been broken.

    On closer inspection they discovered the stray car and called police who were able to link the two reports.

    Police told Adelaide Now (who have photos of the garage): "The car rolled through the car-park, across the road, down the driveway and forced itself under the roller door, parking perfectly inside the garage where it remained safely undercover for 17 days."

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