Best Stoner Jobs!

I wanna be the "POT NINJA" Ha ya!

I would have tried to find the thread that would explain it but dont know where to begin.

iloveit said:

I wanna be the "POT NINJA" Ha ya!

I would have tried to find the thread that would explain it but dont know where to begin.

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Isn't that FDD's job? I read somewhere that there can be only one.

Glassblowing seems like a good stoner job. But maybe that's a bit obvious

im a valet at a high end resturant....stoned on something always and i make 3 times what i did driving the tow truck at a porsche dealership

Panhandler. The more stoned you are, the more likely you are to look the part.

greenhouse... im high everyday i walk in there, then all i do is water shit and listen to music

the most kosher jobs ive had, Car rental, i was in detail, smoke before during after, drive cars around all day, look at the scenic views pick up cute women, clean the cars and listen to music. it was so easy it was ridiculous. Also i didnt work there but one day for community service, but the guy that guys the truck for salvation army. thats a pimp ass job, u go pick shit up, drive around all day, smoke in the truck and thats it really. But i think the best job would be the pool guy. lol.

MR GOODSTUFF45 said:

Isn't that FDD's job? I read somewhere that there can be only one.

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I challenge FDD to a duel for the title, show yourself! Argh! Not really.

heh, i dont mind my job. but it can be laborous (prob not the best stoner job, but its good for me, because they dont drug test. period.) i work for a landscape company, we do big renovations. and installations. I have never once desired to smoke on the job, or even before i go in to work. Its kinda like motivation to get to the end of the day, cuz depending on how the day went, im chiefin as soon as i walk in the door, or right after getting out of the shower.

i used to smoke on site back in the day with another company, but it seems like a waste to me. i just want to get done and get home. nothin beats sittin down on the sofa smokin a fatty at the end of a hard days work.

-Zoltan

Nothing like being a full time gardener. Do what you love.

I fucking need a job.

dimebagdan said:

executive chef

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do you go to work stoned?
I'm a chef and I can't go to work stoned..

IndicaFatnHeavy said:

i agree with the chef... being in a restaurant high is the bees knees.... especially a dish washer.. so chill... high end restaurants maybe not.. cuz u gotta be on ur game and it prolly gets fucking intense

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very intense

I'm going to need a delivery person soon. What could be better than delivering medical Marijuana to qualified patients?

any of these gardeners sell to dispensaries?

420Blunt's said:

any of these gardeners sell to dispensaries?

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in LA county

My neighbor is a very cool guy. He's trying to get a job with Los Angeles county lifeguards. They drug test. That seems so wrong.

best job in MI becoming a caregiver to a patient

id love to go to cali and grow weed all day. how easy is it -- housing, doctors, equip, and space is not a prob. could i just move out there start growing and sell extra to dispensaries?

420Blunt's said:

id love to go to cali and grow weed all day. how easy is it -- housing, doctors, equip, and space is not a prob. could i just move out there start growing and sell extra to dispensaries?

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This.

I'd love to do this + Attend Oaksterdam.