Hedly and Stan were not having a good hunting season and decided they needed to try something new. Hedly says, lets get a deer costume and see if we can lure in a buck. Stan agrees to give it a try.
So they go hunting and put on the out fit. Hedly is in front and stan is the back part. They wait and in a while they see a ten pointer comming their way. Hedley shouts to Stan, get the gun, here one comes! Stan says, I don't have the gun, I thought you did. Well says Hedley, I don't have the gun. Stan says, what do we do now??? Hedleys says, I'm going to eat some grass but you had better brace your self!
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts cost about $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck.
I like potato's but it takes for ever to cook a potato in a conventional oven. That's why I sometimes just throw a potato in the oven. Because in an hour...who knows?
I live in an apartment and I like to play my music real loud, but my neighbor hates it, and he will always bang on my wall. One time I wanted to mess with him so I said "go around! I don't know if there is a door on your side, but there is just a wall over here"
My son's favorite joke:
What did the man say to the wine maker that was eating grapes?
"dude, you gotta wait!"
So they go hunting and put on the out fit. Hedly is in front and stan is the back part. They wait and in a while they see a ten pointer comming their way. Hedley shouts to Stan, get the gun, here one comes! Stan says, I don't have the gun, I thought you did. Well says Hedley, I don't have the gun. Stan says, what do we do now??? Hedleys says, I'm going to eat some grass but you had better brace your self!
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts cost about $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck.
I like potato's but it takes for ever to cook a potato in a conventional oven. That's why I sometimes just throw a potato in the oven. Because in an hour...who knows?
I live in an apartment and I like to play my music real loud, but my neighbor hates it, and he will always bang on my wall. One time I wanted to mess with him so I said "go around! I don't know if there is a door on your side, but there is just a wall over here"
My son's favorite joke:
What did the man say to the wine maker that was eating grapes?
"dude, you gotta wait!"