Best Game While Stoned!

Captn

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America's Army Online.

Map: Urban Assault

I love to play baked. Fast, furious, badass action with guns, flash grenades, smoke grenades, and fragmentation grenades, clearing rooms.

It's a free game put out by the US Army using the Unreal Tournament engine.

26 players, 13 to each side. Each game lasts from 3 to 4 minutes.

The army started the game as an advertisement for the Army. Download it, you have to complete a kinda lame-0 basic training course, and then you're on.

You start out with a player grade rank, called 'honor' that goes from 1 to 100. You start out at ten and can go down from there; killing or wounding teamates takes loads off your score.

There are objectives; cargos that have to be 'secured' and you fight your way to it, hit an activate button and 'secure' the cargo; but the enemy can come in sweep the room and 're-secure' meaning take it back.

On Urban assault there are two. Taking both means auto win. Killing all of other team is also a win.

No special effects, no far out weapons. There's a sniper rifle too and on some maps there are AT-4 and Rocket Propelled Grenades; some maps have various mines.

Its a campers' game except for a few maps. The map I play most is an assaulter's map. You camp you generally die; and players who've racked up big scores hiding in dark corners on other maps tend to get pazowntzr8'd.

I was #1 in the world for awhile on that map in kills, games won, total points. It's a pretty prestigious position although I wasn't good enough to play for money. Second rate equipment, a love for fast, conflict oriented action, and a lotta shit talking, and lots of hours playing BAKED as HECK!

I actually quit drinking so I could online First Person Shooter game. After 25 years I found something I could do indoors, baked, drinking a coke, get out a load of frustration & male dominance, have a freaking blast, and build really great hand-eye coordination.

There's a set of communications functions but they're slow, and too general to be of much use. After a long time I came up with my own, and learned to both fight, and guide my team.

Ya I play AA. Its an awesome game, best FPS out there IMO. AA's gimmick is realism, you can only run as fast as a person can run, throw as far as a person can throw, etc. I played it for 3 years straight, far longer than any other game, but its kinda old now at almost 6 years. I don't play it much now, but AA 3.0 comes out in couple of months. Whole new game from the ground up using the latest UE3 game engine. It's so gonna rock. I can't smoke right now cause I'm on probation, but I look forward to the day I can blaze up and frag on AA.
 

R3F3RMADN3$$

Active Member
some friends of mine play a game of perpetual losing...anytime you think of 'the game', you just lost the game...so ....you just lost the game haha


another good one is if you roll the straw wraps come with into a circle and connect it- try to throw it to someone and they have to catch it on one of their fingers...this game can last for hours, because the sense of accomplishment that is achieved when you finally get it on your finger is enough to keep you trying for a while..

let me know what you all think of these haha
 

R3F3RMADN3$$

Active Member
every once in a while ill recieve or send a text that says "the game"...and they or i will automatically lose the game for the day...its great when they get pissed
 

mannurse801

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I love it. my brain shuts off, and it is like a flowing light show..... dunno, it was the first gamer I ever played stoned, and I have been stuck.
Mario Kart, Mario Party and Wii Sports are fun too. I don't like any game that makes my think, I just like to be in a zone while I am playing.
The old Family Feud of Sega and SNES is killer too!
 

krunkpot

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Day of defeat is pretty damn fun, all those valve games like counter strike and team fortress are awesome. World of Warcraft gets fucking nuts with all the different shit you can do.
 
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