Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Small appliances.
Your argument's invalid.
I want cheezburger.

Beefbisquit said:

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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Trick is, to make sense,
Can be pretty hard sometimes,
But pretty easy....

Beefbisquit said:

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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Well Hello, BB!
Your Haiku has deep meaning
read between your words...

cannabineer said:

Small appliances.
Your argument's invalid.
I want cheezburger.

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Cheeseburgers for All!
The Golden Arches beckon
Will we heed the call?

one two three four five
will you pass the chronic please
Drag On, Blow it Out

No! Not In My Butt!
Ahh ! Heph you are hurting me!
I Cannot Walk Right.

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Blue fish, Purple fish
Guppies doing the nasty
Asphyxiation

Brazko said:

Blue fish, Purple fish
Guppies doing the nasty
Asphyxiation

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Good Guppy Haiku
Asphyxiation? from Fish?
Nothing but blue, now...

RawBudzski said:

No! Not In My Butt!
Ahh ! Heph you are hurting me!
I Cannot Walk Right.

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He is not ready!
Are you a bedroom bully?
Take it out right now...

ah, hephatitis and rawbuttski
sweet memories,wait,
these are best forgotten.

sso said:

ah, hephatitis and rawbuttski

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THATS NOT A HAIKU!!!
you have broken the rules now,
YOU SHALL BE BANISHED!!!!!

nice fix, but too slow
i will let it slide today
but ill be watching

p.s. 9 in one

hep and rawbuttsky sitting in
a tree with cat
hep making buttsky meow

effort wasted
blood tasted
sucky haikumaker me

tyler.durden said:

Good Guppy Haiku
Asphyxiation? from Fish?
Nothing but blue, now...

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Fish Out of Water??
The First Monkey Astronaut
Plead Insanity!!

sso said:

hep and rawbuttsky sitting in
a tree with cat
hep making buttsky meow

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Whoah, I am not gay.
Why do you make assumptions?
Friend or enemy?

My thread goes forward
My Haiku army is here
Membership Open

tyler.durden said:

My thread goes forward

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when rules are broken
dammit....we were doin good too....
when all is named lost

Brazko said:

Fish Out of Water??
The First Monkey Astronaut
Plead Insanity!!

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Crazy equals death
His name was Robert Paulson
Dead, he has a name...