Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

Okay, here's the rules for this thread: I want you guys to post what's currently on your mind, something humorous, something deep, what you're looking forward to... whatever. The trick is it must be in Haiku form. For the purposes of this thread, all Haikus must be 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables, and you must compose them yourself. If your haiku contains opposing ideas, you get extra credit. Please post as many Haiku as you like. All criticism and questions are welcomed, but thy must be in haiku form to be recognized

I'll start:

Dank smoke fills my lungs
Reality is still there
I worry less now…

The weekend is here
Why is my kid out of school?
My weekend is dead

This thread will go on
RIU will share its wit
What clue can we have?

Thoughts like wind-blown snow
Whisp'ring drifting restless mind
Fuck, I need some bud.
cn

My garden's secret
Cannabis indicalish
All mine! no one knows

sorry cant do these
never been good at Haikus
kinda failed english

Days pass like pack ice
Each different, each the same
Bleak endless waste

Words can not describe
It comes in the form of smoke
My lungs sigh deeply

cannabineer said:

Thoughts like wind-blown snow
Whisp'ring drifting restless mind
Fuck, I need some bud.
cn

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You have the spirit!
I knew you would respond first
Your wit is legend...

Like a breath of air
Something makes me feel at peace
Laughter shines on us

tyler.durden said:

You have the spirit!
I knew you would respond first
Your wit is legend...

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Deep sweeping bow
Best compliments come unbid
Time to paste some porn.

Metasynth said:

Words can not describe
It comes in the form of smoke
My lungs sigh deeply

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Thank you for joining
We are off to a great start
Will we regret it?

Tired, need to smoke
shake off the splinters of life
warmth of bongs embrace

Oxygen? Not me!
Give me a toke off that joint
That is all I need.....

cannabineer said:

Deep sweeping bow
Best compliments come unbid
Time to paste some porn.

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Sure, we all love porn
Forum rules forbid such things
Request denied, neer

tyler.durden said:

You have the spirit!
I knew you would respond first
Your wit is legend...

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you my friend are good
i cant keep up with you guys
without simple words

Floatless, grounded now
With my love, clouding my mind
Weed runs through my veins

Ask yourself, then wait
Answers reveal themselves now
Did you hear them speak?

tyler.durden said:

Sure, we all love porn
Forum rules forbid such things
Request denied, neer

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Not here - check "new posts"
... The Not Nude Nudity Thread?
Great god, what was THAT?
cn

Masturbating much
Starting the morning off baked
I should shower soon...

Zero strength, fading
Rely on my saviour
Sing, my bong...bubble

cannabineer said:

Not here - check "new posts"
... The Not Nude Nudity Thread?
Great god, what was THAT?
cn

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Haiku in itself
it was good to begin with
but rules have been broken