Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

It must be a bitch
to assume the position
and feel Dog inside.
cn

Better Dog than Dead
In Front and Behind at Once
Bends the Position...

Wisdom of ancients:
"can't have spitroast without spit."
I make straight the way.
cn

I pooped in my pants...
Icky sticky dripping brown
It smells like success

tyler.durden said:

Regret for a Bitch,
Because Regret is a Bitch.
Better to have Loved...

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...than to lose one's mind
...love sees all but the troubles
...guess that's why it's blind

eye exaggerate said:

...than to lose one's mind
...love sees all but the troubles
...guess that's why it's blind

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It is love's blindness
that leads to wonderful things:
exploring by touch.

cn

This thread's awesomeness
is such that I take steps to
keep it on page one.
cn

cannabineer said:

This thread's awesomeness
is such that I take steps to
keep it on page one.
cn

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Thank you much, White Bear
Your Haiku is Fine Art, Friend
Thanks for the Beauty...

Metasynth said:

I pooped in my pants...
Icky sticky dripping brown
It smells like success

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Metasynth is Back!
Your imagery is Vivid
What's Brown done for You?

The doctor said it's
in my basal ganglia.
Shit cunt fuck twitch whore.
cn

What is There, White Bear?
The Bear spouts Profanity
This cannot be good...

...he didn't mean to
...zoo has poor amenities
...sat on his hot plate

It's conundrum time:
Which condition resides there and
makes folks talk like that?
cn

cannabineer said:

It's conundrum time:
Which condition resides there and
makes folks talk like that?
cn

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...I knew but dodged it
...a mini trip, the tourette
...see mr. bear, see?!

We have a winner!
Give this man a cigar, and
tix for a small trip ...
cn

...eh? page friggin' three?
woe is you is woe is me!

...there, up like old boobs

I've lost my Day Job!
No regret, only Relief
More time with the Girls.

I tend to their Needs
We Depend on Each Other
They keep me Afloat

Music and my Girls
Are my sole form of Income
I must be Dreaming...

The feeling is known
My girls provide all I need
I just grew a car

Harvest Day is Here!
44 ladies mock me
Cut, Trim, Hang... Repeat

The Sweet Aroma!
It wafts throughout my Unit
Fat Stinky Bitches...

It's perfect timing
My phone, ringing off the Hook
Reserves, Depleted...

Desperate need for
cannabis: screw conjunctions.
Thank god scissor hash.
cn