Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

cannabineer said:

Not here - check "new posts"
... The Not Nude Nudity Thread?
Great god, what was THAT?
cn

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I must check this out!
I really like nudity
My clothing stays on...

It's over now, give up
Smoke rules everything we do
Without it, we fail

Metasynth said:

Zero strength, fading
Rely on my saviour
Sing, my bong...bubble

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Hell, yes, my brother!
Your haiku skill is solid
Don't fade away yet...

Wake up lone, stretch, scratch
Laundry pile, nose convene
This shirt barely yes.

tyler.durden said:

Hell, yes, my brother!
Your haiku skill is solid
Don't fade away yet...

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One time, at band camp...
Stuck a flute in my pussy
It screamed out "MEOW!"

Jakabok Botch said:

Haiku in itself
it was good to begin with
but rules have been broken

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Only by you, Botch
Your third line is not correct
Count to 5, my friend

cannabineer said:

Wake up lone, stretch, scratch
Laundry pile, nose convene
This shirt barely yes.

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My nose sings to me
"Dear God, what's that awful smell!?"
It was just my nuts...

Once more friend
Can we turn it up?
Sing three times...

Haiku, make your mark
Smoke, then creativity
This is how we roll

Three five three
Then five seven five
Whose counting?

Metasynth said:

Zero strength, fading
Rely on my saviour
Sing, my bong...bubble

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inaccurate posts
12 may be hard to attain
Stoned minds cannot count

Blurry carousel
of this familiar staircase
Damn drugs; missed a step.

Jakabok Botch said:

you my friend are good
i cant keep up with you guys
without simple words

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Your skill will grow, son
I can now see potential
Let's keep on the path...

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to john
cn

cannabineer said:

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to p
cn

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Pee freely, my friend
Return when you are released
Hate holding it in...

cannabineer said:

Blurry carousel
of this familiar staircase
Damn drugs; missed a step.

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Must watch your step, neer.
The familiar seems strange now
Not like yesterday...

Strange is relative
Whose to say I'm not an Ant
Crawl, keys far apart

cannabineer said:

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to john
cn

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Excretion is good
we all pray to this white god
He holds our secrets...

Rear view grabs my gaze
Brilliant dancing red and blue
Please don't be for me!

Beauty? Not for me
Give me a homely chick, man
As long as she smokes...

Metasynth said:

Strange is relative
Whose to say I'm not an Ant
Crawl, keys far apart

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Relative strangeness?
All my relatives are strange!
I play with my words...

tyler.durden said:

Relative strangeness?
All my relatives are strange!
I play with my words...

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Your words play with you
You are their slave, don't you know?
They hold your true light